ECW episode 2

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Taz: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the second episode of ECW
Matt Striker: that's right and we have an amzing show for you tonight folks but first we take you backstage


Terry Funk: Raven! we need to talk ... NOW!

Raven: Sure.
Terry Funk: Listen last week was an outrage and I can't stand for that kind of crap I think if you are to keep that title you should win fairly!

Raven: Listen man! there was nothing unjust done to you last week ... this is ECW we pla7hard ball the hardcore way and if you can't take the heat get the hell outta the kitchen!

Terry Funk: Listen to me you dirty low life has been punk I know better than any of the boys out here what ECW is all about so I am the last person you want to be talking trash to! you got me!?

Raven: why don't you get this "Terry" ... don't you ever step to me like that because I will beyond all belief tear you to shreds in or out of that damn ring! Quoth the Raven ... nevermore.

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Taz: well the show has it's ball rolling as AJ Styles enters the ring!



Matt Striker: yes and let's not forget tonights show is brought to you by CTX computer monitors! we are here in the CTX warehouse, where AJ Styles is about to go head to head in the ECW hardcore action against Mr. 30-0 Desmond Wolfe!\

Taz: and there's Mr. 30-0 himself now Matt. the question on everyones mind tonight will Desmond go from 30 -0 to 31 or will Styles be the man to end Desmond's reign of the ring


Matt Striker: well if you ask me Taz I gotta say Styles does showcase some great abilities so if I had to put my money on someone to end Desmond's streak it'd gotta be AJ Styles!

Taz: well the bell rings and the match is under way as Desmond Wolfe starts off this matchup with a knee to the gut of AJ Styles!

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Matt Striker: and a very nice side slam outta Desmond Wolfe!




Taz: and Wolfe locks in a submission on AJ with his knees piercing Styles' back pushing AJ into the air!



Matt Striker:and it looks like Styles in for a world of hurt now Taz!

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Taz: I wouldn't be so quick to say that Matt looks to me like AJ Styles just turned the tables on this one so now it's anybodys game!








Matt Striker: you said something about anyones game Taz and once again it looks as if the game is in the hands of Desmond Wolfe once more!



Taz: well it looks to me like Desmond Wolfe is in the ECW spirit tonight as he pulls out a piece of barbed wire and begins to lift AJ with it!




Matt Striker: Holy God! watch there as Desmond Wolfe just drags the barbed wire across th body of AJ Styles and AJ bleeds menacingly!




Taz: well AJ clearly can compete as Desmond pulls out a ladder just to be drop kicked by AJ Styles!


Matt Striker: but look here as Desmond gets right back up and back on the attack but tackling AJ Styles! we'd love to stay with ya folks but first a commercial break!


Taz: well we are back as Desmond Wolfe finishes setting up that table over the break you didn't miss much since Desmond has taken over since but the action could end here as we look at an exhausted AJ Styles!




Matt Striker: exhausted or not AJ thought he could jump down on Desmond and win this but it looks like AJ has just been plummeted to the ring!

Count: 1,2,3!
Taz: well that's it it's over for AJ Styles, Desmond Wolfe has won once again adding yet another win to his record he is now Mr.31-0!

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Desmond Wolfe: Hello ladies and Gentlemen I'm the British Best Desmond Wolfe or as you may know me Mr. 31-0 .. now we all know my televised wins against Amazing Red and AJ Styles were impressive...

Desmond Wolfe: but you see the thing is a man of my stature should really be the ECW champion not the Texas Rattlesnake... you see you fat Americans don't realize true talent when you see it ... until something irrational is done of course ... so keep your eyes peeled Americans! youll be seeing me later ...

Desmond Wolfe: ... I promise...

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Matt Striker: and now our next match begins as Sandman enters the ring for more hard core action in the ring tonight!


Taz: Sandman is one of the most infamous ECW superstars on roster ... and if he is as hardcore as once was 11 years ago we are in for quite a match!

Matt Striker: and here comes Sandman's opponent former WWE superstar Carlito!

Taz: and that masked crowd member is handing Carlito a weapon ... it appears to be ... a stool!





Taz: and Sandman begins this match with a kendo stick assault on Carlito!





Matt Striker: but Carlito pulls the tides in his direction as he attacks Sandman with that Pele kick and out the ring he goes!




Taz: and Carlito begins to unload a ladder and a table into the ring to get this hardcore brawl rolling!



Matt Striker: well with both the ladder and table set up and Carlito being clotheslined by Sandman this can't end well for Carlito



Taz: yes well Matt the fans certainly get their moneys worth cause these here superstars really bring the pain!



Matt Striker: well Carlito is headed for the top of the ladder unaware that Sandman is up and running again as Sandman grabs that stool from earlier on!




Taz: my god Sandman driving that stool into the back of Carlito than delivering a powerbomb through a table!

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Matt Striker: and Sandman continues to dominate as he delivers a german suplex to Carlito!



Taz: and it looks like a crowd member is handing Sandman a metal book case this can't be good news for Carlito tonight!





Matt Striker: and Sandman breaks out an amazing C4 onto that book case on Carlito!!





Taz: and Sandman takes a steel chair from that same crowd member and a huge leg drop using the steel chair from the crow control down to Carlito who is still on top of the book case!

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Matt Striker: wo that crowd member just handed Sandman a spray pain bottle ... and what did he spray all over Carlito's back ... "Jackass!!!"wqell now you know how Sandman feels about Carlito!

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Taz: wo spray pain in the eyes of Carlito!



Count: 1,2,3!
Matt Striker: it's over Sandman's the winner and that spray paint can really takes all of the pride away from Carlito!



Taz: and if that shame wasn't enough Sandman spray paints "Loser" across the chest of Carlito!

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Stone Cold: Punk ... last week you went up to our chairman talking a whole lotta sh*t bout Stone Cold Steve Austin ... well the Texas Rattlesnake admits he's gotta drinking problem, and I know the first step to eliminating your problems is admiting you have one!

Stone Cold: so I admit ECW fans that Stone Colds gotta big problem with that annoying little p*ssy CM Punk ... so Punk you better get ready cause I'm gonna whoop your ass! and that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so!!

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Matt Striker: well folks standing in the ring right now is Amazing Red and Kenny Dykstra in a non-stop action match, the second the action would stop moving in this match it counts as a loss for both men so at least one man must be moving into action at all times!

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Count: 1,2,3!!!

Taz:man do I love non-stop action matches! we still get paid without having to make commentary due to fast paced action and the action is just incredible! ... now our main event is coming up but first a message from our tag team champions!

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Robert Roode: okay Rhodes & Dibiaselast week you were backstage and talked alot of smack for 2 WWE throw aways ... well ... your win last week seemed pretty flukede so me and James here believe that whoever wins tonights steel cage tag match can sure as hell beat you 2 sorry losers!

Robert Roode: and if it does come down to you 2 against Beer Money ... well we can only say this...

James Storm: Sorry 'bout your damn luck!!!

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Matt Striker: well here come the Hooligans Paul London and Brian Kendrick

Taz: and look at the looks of confidence on these 2 mens faces as they enter that steel cage!

Matt Striker: It's because neither of these men have competed in this type of match so they don't know what they are getting in to.

Taz: well here comes 2 men with the upper hand in this match the Hardys who have competed in these kinds of matches these 2 may just win this match with ease.

Matt Striker: gotta agree with you there Matt and Jeff have the same look of confidence but that's because these 2 men have a right to think this way considering their past experiences.






Taz: and just when you think the Hardys would dominate this whole match due to their past experiences in the cage Paul london takes out Hardy and uses a hurricanrana to Jeff Hardy!