ECW Episode 3

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Taz: hello and welcome to yet another amazing episode of ECW! and tonight we have a great show ahead of us
Matt Striker: that's right Taz an exciting night indeed but first we take you backstage where Desmond Wolfe the man who attacked the Hardys in lasr weeks main event is standing by.

Desmond Wolfe: okay I understand you big fat American f*cks are looking for an answer as to why I did what I did last week...

Desmond Wolfe: well I apologize but you people are shit out of luck, all I can tell you is I am sick and tired of seeing those Hardy boys coming out week after week calling themselves hardcore when all they do is come out here and get their asses kicked and they get main event status matches all the god damn time!

Desmond Wolfe: and tonight Mr.31-0 goes 32 against Sabu and next week I put an end to Matt Hardy ... see you in the ring!

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Taz: well ladies and gentlemen our first match tonight is to decide the #1 contenders for Beer Moneys tag team titles the match up is Dibiase and Rhodes against London & Kendrick this match looks promising!


Matt Striker: and the matchup starting off in favor of Rhodes and Dibiase!




Taz: well maybe just for Cody Rhodes as Kendrick drops Ted Dib iase with a heavy hitting towers of London!






Matt Striker: well Paul London managing to toss Cody into the crowd control and there goes Kendrick with a suicide dive attempt but Cody Rhodes get out of the way just in time for Kendrick to crash and burn

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Matt Striker: Rhodes on top of the ladder the crowds clearing outta the way this looks promising folks!!


Taz: by god Cody Rhodes smashing Brian Kendrick into the crowd with that intense flying clothesline! we will be right back after these messages reminding you folks tonights broadcast is brought to you by cocacola!






Matt Striker: well we are back as we look on here as Paul London begins to turn these wild violent tables around on Dibiase!







Taz: My god Cody with that vicious steel chair assault on Kendrick as he goes back up the ladder and Kendrick barely gets up feeling dazed and confused!

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Matt Striker: Good lord London took down Dibiase for a period of time just long enough for London to hit Rhodes with a flying clothesline through that table in the crowd!

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Matt Striker: my god! surprise attack on Kendrick with the cookie sheet and then a suplex from Dibiase ... we'll be right back after these messages brought to you by cocacola folks and stick around cause this match aint over yet!



Taz: well welcome back ladies and gentlemen over the break Dibiase began to set up this table between the ladder and the ring as Paul London continues to pummel Cody Rhodes


Matt Striker: my god Taz! did you see that Kendrick was just violently tossed through that Table!







Taz: and Rhodes and Dibiase create an interesting set up here with 2 upside down ladders and hanging across a stretcher which a crowd member gave Paul London.

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Taz: good god Paul London with that barbed wire bat smashing Dibiase in the face! he's busted open but that gave Cody Rhodes the opportunity to punch out London and put him on top of the stretcher which is being held by 2 ladders!



Matt Striker: my god! holy sh*t!!! did you see that Taz!? cross body by a bloody Dibiase on London sending that stretcher ladder setup crashing down painfully with them both!!!



Taz: yes I did see that one Matt and it looks like Cody busted Kendrick open with that same barbed wire bat!!!

Matt Striker: and there's the cover by Cody Rhodes!!!
Count: 1,2,3!!!

Taz: it's over Ted's gonna have to wash off that blood but they did it! Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase! congratulations you 2 just earned the #1 contendership for Beer Money's tag team championships!!! we will be right back after this commercial break by coca cola folks!


Cody Rhodes: ladies and gentlemen fresh out of cleaning off from that last match me and Ted here have a message for those alcoholic red neck lunk heads from Beer Money ... you said you were sure last week that whether it be the Hardys or the Hooligans we would lose ... well look at us now ... #1 conteneders ... so James ... Robert ... sorry about our damn luck? no no no my friends ... sorry about your, damn luck!

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Taz: well ladies and gentlemen here comes Desmond Wolfe's opponent Sabu ... and for once I feel comfortable with saying opponent and not victim because this ECW violent master really shows potential for the ending of the Wolfe Era!

Matt Striker: and the crowd get's behind him as well as they hand Sabu a steel chair and for those of you who have been wondering where this counting has been coming from it may be late for us to be telling you but I just received an e-mail from Mr.Heyman to let you folks know the man doing the counting is a mystery ref behind a mic in our ECW sound studio where we play the music from because these matches are too dangerous for us to risk our only ref!

Taz: I find the timing of that e-mail strange Matt but in any case look at the face of confidence on Sabu as Desmond Wolfe enters the ring here at the Hilton Hotel out here in beautiful Tampa Florida!


Matt Striker: Desmond Wolfe grabs that Kendo stick and stares off into the eyes of Sabu ... I hope this doesn't end the way it did last week like it did with AJ Styles when Desmond Wolfe skinned AJ with that line of bard wire cause that was just horrifying!






Taz: god damn what a assault with that Kendo stick! we thought Sabu could take out Desmond but Wolfe waited for Sabu to lose his guard and unleashed the fury of hell all over Sabu!





Matt Striker: and Desmond doesn't stop the attack there as he hurls Sabu over the ropes and outta the ring




Taz: damn is Wolfe relentless tonight! first with the drop kicking of Sabu into the wall then out of the ring and tossed Sabu into the crowd control!




Matt Striker: and there it is Sabu has the opportunity the question is now will he take it!




Taz: well he tried but once again Desmond Wolfe used his cunning and pulled off a reversal of a german suplex into ringside.




Matt Striker: well Desmond Wolfe mr.31-0 see's his opportunity and smashed Sabu in the teeth with one hell of a super kick!




Taz: and Desmond Wolfe using that cartwheel to add weight to that big impact of the DDT to the steel chair I think Sabu may be out cold!

count: 1,2,3!!!

Matt Striker: by god 32-0 he is Mr.32-0 Desmond Wolfe is undermining this roster Taz and not giving a single shred of respect to one man!

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Taz: uh-oh looks like Stone Cold Steve Austin has something to say to the ECW universe!

Matt Striker: I don't think that Steve Austin, Taz!

CM Punk: Hey I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin!

CM Punk: I'm a bald lonely alcoholic who sucks at everything he does ... I say hell yeah because it used to be cool and I am trying bring it back ... I also am a pro wrestler unfortunately ... I only know 4 f*cking moves!!!

CM Punk: and next week CM Punk goes head to head with John Morrison in ECW's main event proving once again how much better he is than me ... see Steve ... anyone can do it ... and at the Pay per view I'm gonna whip your ass ... and that's the bottom line ... cause CM Punk said so.

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Taz: and here comes Christian a man that was part of WWE's ECW and now he's in the real deal which must be exciting for him


Matt Striker: well the crowd get's behind Christian giving him that briefcase as a weapon as he awaits his surprise opponent as Christian debuts here on ECW!

Taz: Tommy Dreamer!? it's Tommy Dreamer man are we in for a match or what!?


Matt Striker: bell rings and Dreamer with an instant chair shot! looks like Christian got to used to the WWE huh Taz?



Taz: gotta agree with ya there Christian may be a fan favourite but he was not prepared for that chair shot or that leg drop with the steel chair!



Matt Striker: and now Tommy's breaking out that ladder and placing it between the ring and crowd, could mean trouble for Christian now!




Taz: and Dreamer breaks out that suplex on Christian onto the ladder!

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Taz: wo Christian was about to be hit with a spinebuster but he snapped out onto his feet and hit Tommy Dreamer with a DDT!







Matt Striker: well we thought Christian could pull it off but it looks like before Christian could do much from the higher ground Tommy Dreamer pulled him off and he hit the crowd control pretty hard








Taz: Tommy Dreamer somehow managing to roll out of dodge as Chrisitian lands on the ladder Tommy grabs that steel chair and dropkicks it to Christian's face!







Matt Striker: My god what a move! Tommy Dreamer balanced the ladder in the corner brought Christian up in a pile driver position and brought him down on top of the ladder!

Taz: and here's the cover folks
count: 1,2,3!!!


Paul Heyman: hey Tommy!
Tommy Dreamer: hey Paul!

Paul Heyman: listen that match was awesome out there ... now Tommy ... what do you say next week you take on Raven for his hardcore title

Tommy Dreamer: I say, I hope Raven's ready for some pain.

Paul Heyman: good so I'll see ya next week?
Tommy Dreamer: definitely

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Taz: well folks it's main event time as Kurt Angle enters the ring to face off against ECW champion Stone Cold Steve Austin!


Matt Striker: and with the move set like Kurt's I wouldn't be surprised if this match was one for the books Taz.

Taz: well here comes our champion now!earlier tonight we saw CM Punk cut a promo on Steve Austin and Punk made fun of Steve not having a wide variety of moves along with more talk of Stone Cold being an alcoholic

Matt Striker: Punk had warned Stone Cold also to watch his bag so now you gotta wonder Taz, what does CM Punk have under his sleeves?






Matt Striker: and here it is the match kicked off and these 2 big time superstars stare off waiting for an opening on their opponent






Taz: My god did you see that!? Kurt Angle went for a belly to belly but Stone Cold caught himself and swung Kurt and worked him into a pile driver!







Matt Striker: well Stone Cold was going for a superplex but Kurt Angle managed to push him away!



Taz: holy sh*t Angle just through Stone Cold away with that Belly to Belly off the top rope and outta the ring! my god!!



Matt Striker: but Stone Cold forces himself up no matter what the pain and he tackles Kurt pummels him then tosses him right back into the ring!

Taz: what in the hell!? CM Punk from outta nowhere with that steel chair!






Matt Striker: good lord... Punk with that GTS and slides Steve Austin back into the ring knocked out cold...

Taz: and look at him as he just leaves he doesn't even care one bit about what he just did

Matt Striker: Kurt Angle unaware of what just happened pinning Stone Cold...
count: 1,2,3!

Taz: the world champ is just knocked out cold ... Kurt Angle leaving the ring ...

Matt Striker: this just means an angrier Steve Austin next week Taz we'll see you next time folks!