Post by Max on Jan 25, 2012 22:53:48 GMT -5
George Rose: ladies and gentlemen welcome to the underground, the one the only, NP-WL.
George Rose: I'm George Rose sitting with me here is my partner in crime David Flannigan
David Flannigan: thanks G.R tonight we have some interesting stuff ahead and normally I'd be the one giving you crazy fanatics out there the low down but tonight as a special treat our chairman Kurt Lennon is going to be out here giving you all the info youll need.
Brian Veras: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the first ever episode of NPWL I'd like to introduce the chairman of our organization ... Kurt Lennon!!
David Flannigan: and here comes the boss man himself now. man Kurts never looked better and now that we finally have a camera in this room he can really show off the talent we have going on down here.
Kurt Lennon: ladies...gentlemen... I am chairman Kurt Lennon. and yes I am aware of how wonderful I am. I bought this mansion in Albany 16 years ago and renovated it's basement to make a wrestling arena. it started the foundation just me and a few friends a place to toss each other around. not once did I think we would be here today on a live internet feed showing you what underground wrestling is all about. we have all sorts of talent down here. tonight we wanna prove that. so each match tonight will be for a different championship something we did not have down here in the NPWL when we kicked off 16 years ago. our first match is for the State Championship an old fashioned wrestling match between Big Dogg & the Human spider G.H George Hennig! then we have a 6 man battle royal for you folks with Phil Styels, Megastarr, "the King of Hearts" Jimmy Jordan, Wild Willy Jefferson, Eagleheart Johnson, & Marty the big gun smith for the Internet championship. and to end the night with a real bang 2 of our ultimate carders face off for the NPWL championship its the scorpion assassin Kurt Parker taking on a man thats scary just to be in the room with the destroyer Logan Brookes! hope you all enjoy the show and remember we would love our fans feed back and don't blink you might miss some of the action.
George Rose: now that was quite the announcement by our beloved chairman Kurt Lennon. and to my understanding he will be awarding the winner of this match the State championship
Dave Flannigan: and here comes competitor #1 Big Dogg. I remember seeing you 2 smoking outback and you tried talking to him earlier George ... what exactly happened there?
George Rose: well I asked him how felt about tonights match against Spider Man GH.
DF: and what did he say?
GR: well he told me I better shut up and let him smoke in peace before I'm smoking in pieces.
DF: what in the hell is that suppose to mean?
GR: well I wasn't to sure but I didn't stick around to find out. I figured I would rather let George Hennig take the beating then me.
DF: sounds like he was a bit hyped to break something
GR: as long as he's not breaking me I am just as hyped to watch him "break something" as well.
DF: speaking of victims here comes Big Dogg's Victim ... I mean "opponent" George Hennig
GR: well they don't call him Spider Man because he's a super hero Dave. he's called that because of his rapid grappling moves. if you ask me actually might last more than 3 seconds tonight.
DF: I'd still rather put my money on Big Dogg ... I mean just look how eager he is to get at Hennig's throat.
GR: well Hennig doesn't seem to mind one bit I think he's actually excited to take a beating
DF: you know if we end up wrong about Big Dogg I'm out 1000 bucks
GR: why's that?
DF: I took a bet with the general manager earlier today on this one.
GR: John Cullen... then you might just lose your bet and Hennig might just win this match I heard John's been on one hell of a winning streak on these bets
DF: yeah well that's my weeks pay check so I'm hoping Big Dogg pulls through on my part.
GR: well it looks like Johns streak may just end here cause Dogg is charging heavy on Hennig now!
DF: not just coming in Heavy he's smacking GH down with one hell of a clothesline
GR: again this is why I'm glad I didn't stick around earlier when Dogg threatened me ... I was afraid I'd be flat on my ass like poor Spider Man there.
DF: you know GR I think everyones glad they aren't Hennig right now
GR: well looks like thats enough showing off cause Big Dogg's goin right back in for more mayhem.
DF: oh boy Spider Man is gonna get it now.
GR: god it's like train wreck. you don't want to see the outcome but you just can't look away.
DF: looks like GH aint dead yet Rosey he just put good use in his nick name of being the human spider!
GR: never call me that again Dave.
DF: call you what?
GR: Rosey, you called me Rosey do I look like a damn pansy to you?
DF sorry bout that George.
GR: not as sorry as GH is gonna be when Big Dogg recuperates from that collision with the turnbuckle.
DF: what I don't understand is why is Hennig running in for another beating while Dogg is turning around?
GR: Oh wow... looks like yet again he uses his spider man like reflexes living up to his nick name to fling off and swing like a tornado into Big Dogg
DF: and such agility too ... man I hope this doesn't mean I'm out 1000 bucks.
GR: this could be where you lose your money DF Hennig is going for a high risk maneuver.
DF: c'mon Dogg! get up and knock is ass into hell so I can make some cash!
GR:oh boy here comes a senton and it looks like Dogg isn't awake enough to move outta the way!
DF: and all of a sudden I think I feel my wallet getting lighter.
GR: I feel for ya cause Dogg's getting pinned
DF: well your not making me feel any better GR
Jacob Hoffman(Ref): 1...2...
DF: but that kick out by Big Dogg sure as hell makes me feel pretty good George!
GR: talk about using size advantage. he's using his wait to press GH down hard.
DF: oh my and here comes a powerbomb maybe my pockets aren't gonna be so empty after all.
GR: maybe you spoke to soon there Dave cause that Hurricanrana seems to say otherwise
DF: maybe if I stopped jinxing it Dogg can actually win this. I don't know if I can afford to lose another bet.
GR: so why'd you take it?
DF: because this seemed to good to be true. I hear I take Big Dogg and John takes GH and I couldn't pass up such an easy win.
GR: well better safe then sorry would have been the better choice cause it looks like Big Dogg might just lose to Spider Man here!
DF: but GH is going for a Irish whip so it can go either way meaning Dogg if he uses his size advantage can get back in this!
GR: well you might be right Dave but we are gonna have to see how this one plays out!
DF: oh baby here it comes! c'mon Big Dogg take 'em down!
GR: and it looks like Big Dogg is picking up once again with just a knock of the shoulder.
DF: oh yeah that's what I'm talkin about man! kill that jackass!!
GR: why don't calm down a bit Dave your getting excited over nothing. in wrestling at all times it's anyones game and for all you know a few minutes from now youll be upset over losing your money.
DF: I don't know George looks like Hennig is down for the count and if Dogg is about to go to the top rope then this is pretty much over.
GR: I still disagree Dave.
DF: here it comes GH is gonna get it now and John's gonna be coughing up 1000 dollars!
DF: nononononononononononono.... Dogg stop!
GR: too late now Dave Dogg just took a big drop to the skull and I think Hennig is gonna make good use out of the damage.
DF: no dammit why'd he have to go straight in for the pin fall.
Jacob Hoffman: 1...2...3!
GR: well there goes Kurt Lennon to give George Hennig his new State title and there goes your 1000 dollars Dave
DF: this may be a happy moment for everyone else but my wife is gonna pissed when I get home.
GR: ha if not if she's watching right now.
DF:meaning
GR: she's pissed right now.
DF: gee thanks George
GR: besides Hennig really deserves this title he just fought a lion and he was the mouse. if you ask me there is no greater reward after a beating like that then to win a title and shake your bosses hand.
DF: well I'm glad for him I'm just in fear for me ... oh no well my wife is calling folks so in the mean time enjoy this promo .... hello?
Syko: they are always in my head... they won't leave me alone ... why won't they leave!!! they won't go away!
Syko: they never go away...
Syko: they make me do things... bad things... things that hurt people
Syko: I like hurting people... it makes them more likely to go away
Syko: they say your coming to hurt me... they won't go away ... but you will ... I'll make you go away
Syko: each and every last one of you ... NPWL they want you to go away ... and they get what they want cause I give what they want.
DF: man oh man does Syko give me the chills. well at least Eagleheart Johnson's coming out here he makes a good pallet cleanser.
GR: so what did your wife say Dave?
DF: well I'd tell you George but I don't think I can repeat some of those words on our broadcast.
GR: well here comes one of my personal favorite muscle heads the King of Hearts Jimmy Jordan.
DF: and how couldn't you like him he's a pretty upbeat guy and a real crowd pleaser
GR: you don't have money on this match too do you?
DF: no I do not.
GR: good I still need you alive for our next show one commentator sure would throw us off.
DF: maybe John will cut me a break tonight
GR: and here comes one of our southern wrestlers he moved all the way from South Carolina just to compete here in NPWL.
DF: yeah but thats not because he was a fan eager to compete I heard he was kicked out of his old fed for brutal violence but ever since the New York state demanded he be put on medication Wild Willf Jefferson has been on a tolerable level of "wild"
GR: still a very high energy level coming from him it's almost like he is gonna explode with the joy of pain
DF: ugh I can't stand this guy
GR: me too Big Gun is one of the most stuck up punks I have ever dealt with on this roster.
DF: I mean talk about smug ... I asked this guy if I could borrow a dollar the other day and he signed his name on it ... and said "it's okay to ask for my autograph you don't have to be shy" I mean what a jerk.
GR: I won't lie though he is very popular with the ladies have you seen him after shows he is absolutely smothered in women.
DF: and here comes a fan favorite popular with everyone including myself Megastarr this guy is pure talent. I have seen a mix of moves from this guy the likes you have never seen before and hopefully you folks at home will get to see them showcased here tonight.
GR: if I had to root for one guy in this match I think it'd be a hard decision for me between Jimmy Jordan and Megastarr both are just so good at what they do in this sport.
DF: I just hope the last guy coming in isn't someone disappointing like Phil Styels
GR: then don't look now cause that's exactly who just stepped out here.
DF: man I was sick of this scum bag since day one of the wrestling mob.
GR: oh boy here it is the multi man match the circle of death.
DF: well Eagleheart has Big Gun in a lock there Wild Willy and Jimmy Jordan locked up in the back there and Megastarr takes Phil Styels in a lock as well.
GR: Big Gun coming back with a back suplex, Megastarr placing Styels over his shoulders
DF: look at Jimmy setting up for something back there Eagleheart plummets to the ground and of course the scum of the earth Phil Styels taking a cheap low blow on Megastarr.
GR: looks like Jimmy's gonna slam Willy with a suplex, Eaglehearts getting up and there goes poor Megastarr cheated out of a win.
DF: Big Gun has Eagleheart once again, Willy hits the ground like a sack of wet cement and Phil Styels acts like his elimination of Megastarr is something to be proud of.
GR: oh boy Phil and Jimmys eyes meet up and ... oh what an elbow to the gut of Big Gun.
DF: King of Hearts charging at Phil Styels there with a clothesline and Eagleheart gains advantage over Big Gun
GR: and another cheap elimination by Phil Styels as Eagleheart attempts to make the first fair elimination in this match on Big Gun
DF: man what a face plant for Jimmy Jordan I hope he's alright and if you look close folks youll see Big Gun finally about to be eliminated.
GR: well Willy's back up and looks like Eagleheart has finally eliminated Big Gun from the competition.
DF: oh boy 3 cheap eliminations in a row thats a sucker punch. that is 3 men cheated out of the internet title George!
GR: man I sure hope he can't pull a fast one on Eagleheart here I really don't want to see such a punk like Styels win the internet championship.
DF: well here's the stand off let's hope Eagleheart isn't cheated here tonight and the fans see the champion they want rise.
GR: good god what a right hook Phil sure deserves that after all the cheap shot eliminations he made.
DF: but Phil comes back with a right hook right back to the jaw of Eagleheart Johnson
GR: but looks like Styels misses that left hook and Eagleheart is back in the game!
DF: oh boy what a wild kick to the gut I sure hope this means Phil's about to take an elimination.
GR: looks like it Dave this could be it!!
DF: looks like Eagleheart is coming in for a bulldog to finish Phil off
GR: oh what the hell is Tony Alfredo doing !?
DF: you know exactly what he is doing ... something to make sure the fans don't get what they deserve ... a good champion
Tony "Superstar" Alfredo: ay what are you lookin at jackass the match is over there you wanna fight or somethin!?
DF: oh man this is a disgusting trick they have Tony distracting the ref as the rest of the wrestling mob mugs poor Eagleheart Johnson
GR: talk about low life punks these scumbags knew that Phil Styels couldn't beat him alone so they took the cheap easy way out and just came together and beat the piss outta him. that's not teamwork that's just being a group of cowards.
DF: oh come on hasn't the poor man endured enough torture does Henry Rico really need to attack like this?
GR: no matter what we say Dave it's not gonna stop these sociopaths so just hope that Eagleheart can still compete after this brutality.
Tony Alfredo: look man look Phil won ring the bell man!
DF: man the look of sadism in their eyes disgusts me.
GR: I don't understand how they can celebrate winning a title he didnt even earn.
(later)
Mark Mutt: ladies and Gents we are the wrestling mob... pleased or displeased with our actions tonight we did what we felt like doing because whether Kurt Lennon admits it or not we own this place. my pal Phil Styels here ... he's the new internet champ ... why? cause we felt like making him the internet champ. if I wanted to I coulda been in tonights match against Logan Brookes, but I felt like taking out Eagleheart Johnson.
Matt Mutt: what I'm trying to say to you guys who dont like us is get used to us being here because we aint going nowhere and we will do as we please when we please aint that right Philip?
Phil Styels: oh yeah it's right, NPWL ... we own you regardless of who pays the bills ... you got me Kurt Lennon?
GR: well ladies and gentlemen it's main event time here comes another crowd a favorite a real machine like man it is Logan Brookes. this guy is a not a but the destroyer!
DF: man this guy really knows how to bring the energy in the house the intimidation the raw power he is one of the many definitions of what is NPWL
GR: the man never speaks his actions are his words not once since the day he debuted has he said a single word ... I think Logan Brookes is a true machine.
DF: and here comes a wrestling assassin the scorpion assassin he is well paid this man he is not only paid to compete here but sometimes other competitors pay him to take out enemies to strong for them. but tonight the Assassins skills are gonna be put to the test as he goes toe to toe with Logan Brookes.
GR: looks like he's gonna leave his attire on our table Dave. let's be sure not to touch it this guy is protective of his belongings and fighting him is like a death sentence.
Scorpion Assassin: what are you? some kinda Punisher wannabe?
DF: oh man just knocked the glasses right off of Scorpion's face!
GR: oh boy the Scorpion Assassins pissed off now I think he might actually be able to take out Logan here tonight.
DF: I wouldn't count on it Logan just blocked that punch like it was absolutely nothing.
GR: oh and Scorpion takes a nasty kick to the gut by Logan Brookes!
DF: oh boy what in the world could he be setting Scorpion up for now George?!
GR: uh oh looks like he's going for a black tiger bomb here Dave this match could be seeing an early ending.
DF: oh god what an impact. Scorpion could be done for now I was hoping for a more satisfying match tonight.
GR: I wouldn't be so sure I said it once I say it again Dave... wrestling is anyones game ... and Scorpion could do a lot to pull himself back into this match.
GR: looks like Logans gonna go for another heavy hitting maneuver here!
DF: I don't know George looks like you were right about Scorpion Assassin getting back in the game he really got Logan there with that lift over the head!
GR: good god slammed his spine right into the turnbuckle ... that's gonna leave one hell of a mark!
DF: and the Scorpion Assassin aint done yet he's coming straight at Logan while he is still regaining momentum.
GR: wo man Scorpion went in with a big boot but Logan ducked outta the way just in the knick of time.
DF: and right back to delivering heavy pain Logan goes as he begins to lift that damaged leg on Scorpion
GR: oh god up he goes this is gonna hurt just to watch!
DF: man the way he slammed him into his knee makes me cringe Logan is a real brute in this game.
GR: man Scorpion is a pretty strong guy to be able to put up with such a beating.
DF: not only is Scorpion Assassin a strong guy but it shows how strong that Logan Brookes is by beating the hell out of him ... I mean he's making Scorpion look like a wuss out there.
GR: and once again it looks as if Logan is going for a piledriver.
DF: but once again Scorpion gains an advantage!
GR: oh man right on the skull too ... this could be Scorpions win!
DF: looks like he wants to ensure victory by inflicting more damage though George he doesn't want to risk a kick out.
GR: here he comes right off those ropes,,,
DF: and he takes one hell of a drop kick to the face from the Scorpion Assassin
Jacob Hoffman: 1...2...
GR: is this gonna be scorpions win?
DF: nope Logan jumps right back in the match with a violent kick out.
GR: and he just delivered one hell of a right hook on Scorpion there
DF: gave him a pick up and a kick to the guy and..
DF: here it comes Logan Brookes finisher ... it's the Destructor
GR: up he goes to head for his brutal down fall!!
DF: oooh my neck hurt just seeing that impact from the destructor on Scorpion
Jacob Hoffman: 1...2...3
GR: good lord what a way to end the show Logan Brookes the NPWL champion!
DF: I have never seen a more fitting champ George this man is pure wrestler he lives and breathes this sport and this is his reward.
GR: I bet the wrestling mob couldn't all take him on at once!
DF: I agree with ya there GR ... well thats it for tonight folks goodnight and see ya next time on NPWL!