Post by Max on Sept 22, 2012 20:40:17 GMT -5
Seton Park of Riverdale Bronx New York. Home of the UIPW. a wrestling ring in the middle of the park between the dog park and the baseball, Tennis and soccer fields stands in front of a well wooded area. UIPW owner Tommy Staxx a Riverdale resident is scene at the beginning of the show as the crazed fans stand behind the guard rails. The guard rails lead to an arch with a curtain blocking a staircase to the back entrance of a library, also used as the UIPW locker room. The internet broadcast reads live as the camera feeds through the curtain and a black screen appears with a sign appears with a commentary voice saying "Warning: The following is dangerous and should not be imitated at home, the wrestlers you see before you kick more ass then you ever will. This content also contains strong language, so get your fucking kids out of the room if you don't want them repeating this kinda shit. We are professionals, now Fuck off and watch the damn show!"
as you wait for the lyrics to begin the camera slowly cuts across five different men in black and white cutting across the screen staring right into the camera, these men are identified as CM Punk, Raven, Alex Shelley, Jeff Hardy and Kevin Steen. As the music the music gets louder it shows Sick Nick Mondo walking out from behind the curtain with a barbed wire steel chair as he raises his arm. "why's everything so tame" Tommy Dreamer is seen staring off intensely with Sandman "I like my life insane" camera cuts to fabricating black and white footage of a bloodied Necro Butcher hitting a bloodied Bryan Danielson with a steel chair "I'm fabricating and debating who I'm gonna kick around" camera cuts to Samoa Joe moonsaulting from the top of the library building to smash El Generico through a table in the crowd as they all jump and cheer. (chorus) clips of 12 wrestlers shoot by before the UIPW logo appears on the screen ending the intro video identifying the 12 wrestlers as CM Punk, Jigsaw, Matt Sydal, Chris Hero, Thumbtack Jack, Jack Evans, Abyss, Balls Mahoney, Raven, Colt Cabana, Samoa Joe & Christopher Daniels.
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Match 1: Sami Callihan vs Thumbtack Jack
The camera shows a freshly face painted Sami Callihan with a sick twisted smile as the camera shows Sammy sitting on the staircase with a stapler in his hand. As the camera zooms in on Sami he begins to speak.
Sami Callihan: Thumbtack Jack ... This wouldn't be the first time you and I have had the chance to face off in a tournament of death. It's been about 3 years if I remember right ... Well lets get things straight that was CZW ... this is now. The year is 2012 TJ and this time we fight in round 1. I'm at 100% and so are you. You always say scars make the man TJ ... well tonight I'm gonna fuck you up bad ... scars make the victim tonight TJ ... and I'm coming for my Cyanide championship.
The camera cuts to Thumbtack Jack who is sitting on a folding chair on the roof of the library. The camera zooms into TJ as he looks off toward the sun rise as he speaks.
Thumbtack Jack: Tournament of Death ... Sami Callihan you know what I am capable of ... I am a very dangerous man. (brings fist upward to reveal 3 long pins between his fingers.) You may think you can scare me with your little promos. But It's 5 A.M in the morning here in Riverdale and I am waiting for this afternoon Sami. I will tear you apart and become UIPW's first ever Cyanide champion and when I do come out of this tournament scaved bruised and battered I will raise my arm in victory and you all will remember these words "Scars make the man" and Thumbtack Jack in that case ... Thumbtack Jack is the man. See you later Sami.
Sami Callihan makes his entrance carrying with him a barbed wire steel chair in his left hand and clenching brass knuckles in a fist in his right hand. Sami slides the chair into the ring where glass sheets are set up in each corner. Sami leaves the barbed wire steel chair on the mat and clenches the brass knuckles in his fist as he awaits Thumbtack Jack's arrival to the ring. Thumbtack Jack makes his entrance with a cinder block and the 3 pins from before in his fist. TJ sets the cinder block outside of the ring and sets the 3 pins aside at the nearest corner as he removes his mask and tosses it into the same corner as the pins. The crowd begins chanting for Jack as he slingshots himself into the ring.
The bell rings as Jack has his arms spread out prepared for Sami as the 2 circle eachother around the ring with Sami still holding the brass knuckles. Sami swings his right hand holding the brass but TJ rolls out of the way behind Callihan. Callihan turns around to see TJ roll to his feet and hit Sami with a pele kick. Sami twists around in pain accidentally flinging the brass knuckles out of the ring as a groggy Sami Callihan hits the second rope. TJ grabs one of the neares glass sheets and sets it up on a still groggy Callihan's back. TJ runs back and bounces off the ropes. TJ jumps up but Sami Callihan has now recovered and tosses the glass sheet into an air born Thumbtack Jack, causing the glass to shatter. Thumbtack Jack hit the floor with the pieces of glass as Sami raises his arm and yells "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHhh!" Sami walks over to his barbed wire steel chair and picks it up as TJ rolls around on the floor. Sami attempts to smash TJ with the barbed wire chair but TJ kicks upward into the chair causing the barbed wire chair to connect with Sami's face. As Sami slowly peels the barbed wire painfully away from his forehead TJ kips up onto his feet and awaits Sami to be prepared.Sami finally peels the chair away from his forehead and tosses it to the side as Thumbtack Jack dropkicks Sami Caliihan. Callihan falls through the middle rope out of the ring and lands upside down head first on TJ's cinder block. Sami rolls off the block in pain and on to his ass leaning against the guard rails as he begins to realise as he checks himself that he is bleeding a little from the forehead. Sami slowly and reluctantly gets up as TJ grabs the top rope awaiting for Sami's rise. TJ catapults himself over the rope for a cross body but Sami quickly runs to the apron for safety as TJ lands sideways into the crowd control and into the crowd. Sami goes under the ring and secures a steel chair. He unfolds the steel chair in front of the crowd where TJ is slowly getting back up. As TJ rises to his feet Sami runs off the chair over the guard rails and hits Thumbtack Jack with a shining wizard into the crowd. Sami picks up a groggy Thumbtack Jack by the hair and drags him to the guard rails near the entrance curtain and tosses him over the rails in front of the curtain. As TJ struggles to get back to his feet Sami hops over the guard railing and signals for a weapon to the crowd, a fan hands him a light tube and as Thumbtack is half way up on his knees Callihan breaks the light tube over TJ's back.
Thumbtack hits the floor in pain and Sami picks him up for more punishment by the hair. Sami drags TJ to the side of the ring and hammers his head into the guard rail. TJ falls to the floor holding his nose in pain as it begins to bleed. Sami grabs one of the 3 remaining glass sheets from the ring and sets it up between the ring apron and the guard rails. Sami lifts TJ to his feet and brings him up in a power bomb position. Thumbtack Jack snaps out of his daze and hits Callihan with a Hurricanrana sending Sami Callihan flipping through the glass sheet he had set up between the ring and guard rails. Sami grips his back in pain as TJ grabs the brass knuckles Sami had dropped from before and awaited Sami to get back to his feet. Sami used the guard rails to bring himself back up. TJ clenched the brass knuckles and attempted to swing at Sami's head but Callihan was fast and kicked TJ to the gut. Sami then lifted TJ up in a piledriver position and brought TJ carefully over to the pile of broken glass and hit TJ head first with a piledriver into the glass shards. Both TJ and Sami were busted open at this point but Sami now had the upper hand. TJ rolled around on the floor in pain as Callihan returned to his feet. Sami shows off for the crowd as a groggy Thumbtack Jack regains grip on the brass knuckles. Callihan walks over expecting to be able to grab TJ by the hair once again but jack hits Sami with a vicious uppercut with the brass knuckles. Sami hits the floor on his back riving in pain. TJ signals the crowd for a weapon as a few fans help TJ slide a ladder outside of the railing. Thumbtack sets up the ladder on the top of a turnbuckle and balances it well. Callihan begins to return to his feet as TJ runs up the ladder to springboard off the top rope and knocks Callihan down with a high risk moonsault, causing both men to crash into the guard rails with Sami taking more damage from the impact. Both men lay groggy on the floor as they both spot a large piece of broken glass. Sami looks at TJ and knows what is going to happen so both men rush forward for the glass but Thumbtack Jack manages to grab the glass. TJ returns to his feet with the help of the apron and kicks Sami away back onto his ass. TJ sits Sami back up and digs the sharp edged glass shard across the forehead of Sami Callihan and Sami screams in pain. Sami rives in pain as Thumbtack tosses the shard onto a jittering Callihan and TJ shoots his hand up in the air to show off. Jack grabs Callihan by the hair and tosses him back into the ring. As Sami returns to his feet Jack is up on the apron and hits Callihan with a springboard crossbody. As Sami struggles to get up TJ takes the last 2 glass sheets. TJ goes to the corner nearest Callihan and stands one glass sheet in the corner on the second rope. TJ takes the second glass sheet and leans it under the first glass sheet outward from the bottom turnbuckle. Thumbtack Jack forces Sami to his feet and sets Callihan up in the suplex position. Thumbtack grabs Sami's right calf and hits him with a fisherman's suplex through the last 2 glass sheets into the corner. Sami reacts in excruciating pain and rives around the ring before finally stopping to catch his breath. As Sami tries to force himself back to his feet Thumbtack Jack goes to his corner and grabs the 3 long pins from before. Sami is on all fours when suddenly TJ walks to him with 2 pins in his teeth and 1 in his right hand. TJ grabs Callihan with his left hand and shoves the first pin into the open wound in Sami's forehead, as Sami freaks out trying to remove the pin Jack takes the last 2 pins in each hand and shoves them into the sides of the top of Callihan's head. Sami falls back onto his butt and TJ runs to the ropes, Thumbtack Jack bounces off the ropes and knocks a brutalised Sami Callihan out with a big boot. TJ rolls up Callihan and gets a 1,2,3 count declaring Thumbtack Jack the WINNER
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Match 2: Necro Butcher vs Brain Damage
The sun is high in the sky as Necro Butcher sits on the apron of the UIPW ring staring into the camera. Necro Butcher then speaks.
Necro Butcher: Once again you and I are set to face each other Brain Damage ... We spent so much time beating the hell out of each other and once again you won't be able to beat me. Tonight isn't just a match ... it's a fight ... I don't need no damn help, I can take care of myself but when we're in that barbed wire cage ... I want you to bring whatever you think will fit in that cage, the only way to win is by pinfall or submission, there's no escaping me. You can call me a freak ... but guess what? It's true ... I don't care, you wanna bring a stapler, steel chair, table, ladder, light tubes, thumbtacks (begins jamming thumbtacks into his arm and then staples his head 3 times.) I don't give a fuck ... If I'm willing to do this shit to myself for a little promo what the fuck do you think I'm gonna do to you, huh?
The camera cuts to Brain Damage inside of a locker room staring intensely into the camera. He then begins to speak.
Brain Damage: I don't think you realise what you got yourself into Necro ... You gotta fight with the baddest mother fucker in town Butcher. You wanna come out here and shoot your little promos and hurt yourself to prove you're still relevant in the land of extreme. Well tonight I take you out 1 on 1 in a barbed wire steel cage and I will capture that mother fucking Cyanide BELT!! ToD aint just around the corner anymore Necro ... it's today ... (lifts hand to reveal a light tube) You're gonna be sorry for this shit... (walks out)
Necro Butcher makes his entrance with a barbed wire bat. Necro approaches the open gate doors as he tosses the bat inside. Necro Butcher goes under the ring and retrieves a garbage can filled to the brim with light tubes and rolls it into the ring. Necro continues under the ring and slides 2 steel chair and a wooden board into the ring. Necro goes around to fans and collects 3 weapons identifying as 1 microwave, 1 box full of legos and 1case of 8 light bulbs. Necro sets all of this crap in his corner of the cage as he awaits his opponent. Brain Damage makes his entrance through the curtain but to the fans surprise he has a friend with him ... someone familiar by the name of Rhyno. Brain Damage is holding 1 light tube in each hand as Rhyno follows him with a steel chair and talks to Damage to get him hyped up for the battle in the barbed wire cage. Brain Damage slides his 2 light tubes into the ring as Rhyno slides in his steel chair as well. Brain Damage climbs into the ring as Rhyno collects a kendo stick and a sheet of glass from a fan. Rhyno slides the 2 weapons into the ring and then allows the 2 referees to lock the cage doors.
The bell rings and Necro Butcher peels out one of the light tubes from his garbage can as Brain Damage picks up one of the ones he brought on his own. The 2 men circle eachother for at leadt 30 seconds before both men are struck simultaneously by each others light tubes causing both to break. Both men snap back groggy from the impacts of the light tubes. Brain Damage manages to regain his balance quicker and dumps the light tube garbage can. Necro Butcher charges at Brain Damage but Brain Damage manages to catch Necro and throws him with a belly to belly suplex destroying the garbage can. Brain Damage turns over and lifts Necro by the beard and sets him up for a suplex. Half way up Necro kicks out of the suplex back on to his feet. Necro kicks Brain Damage in the gut and then smashes him through all but 1 of the pile of light tubes with a spine buster like take down. As Brain Damage struggles to get up Necro Butcher relentlessly begins to stomp on the face of Brain Damage. Brain Damage clenches his face tightly after the brutal combo of kicks as he rolls to his stomach and pushes himself up with his knees. Necro Butcher grabs the last light tube from the batch and destroys it over the back of Brain Damage. Brain Damage moves from his face to clench his back as he rolls around in pain. Necro Butcher begins to set up his 2 steel chairs and the wooden board across the 2 chairs. Necro then grabs his barbed wire bat as Brain Damage uses the ropes to return to his feet. Necro swings at Damage but Brain Damage blocks the swing with his arm. Brain Damage grips the bat with his other hand peeling his now skinned arm away from the barbed wire bat and snatches the bat away with both hands. Brain Damage snaps the bat in 2 by viciously cracking it over Necro Butcher's head. As Necro backs up dazed confused and bleeding from the skull Brain Damage tosses the broken barbed wire bat over the barbed wire steel cage and kicks Necro in the gut causing Necro Butcher to crouch in pain. Brain Damage then sets Necro Butcher up for a crucifix powerbomb and powerbombs Necro through the wooden board.
Brain Damage rolls backward onto his feet and grabs the last light tube and yells "I told you you're gonna regret this shit!" and swings the light tube at Necro Butcher releasing the light tube from his hands, the light tube twirls in the air toward Necro Butcher and breaks across Necro's face. Necro doubles back painfully into the corner. As Necro Butcher lies bleeding heavily from the face in the corner. Brain Damage grabs the sheet of glass and begins to charge at Necro's corner. Brain Damage leaps toward Necro Butcher with the glass in front of him and his knees outward behind the glass. Necro pushes himself up and kicks through the glass into the gut of Brain Damage. Damage lands painfully on his back in the broken glass holding his gut as Necro Butcher climbs to the top rope. Brain Damage sees his opportunity and lunges painfully flinging at Necro's legs. Necro Butcher lands crotch first on the top rope and becomes groggy once more. Brain Damage slowly climbs to the top rope bringing Necro Butcher up with him by the hair. Brain Damage begins slamming Necro's head into the barbed wire of the steel cage at least 8 times before Necro catches himself. Necro reverses hand and begins a revenge attack of the same on Brain Damage smashing Brain Damages now very bloodied head into the barbed wire at least 5 times before Brain Damage falls backward from the top rope on his back to the mat. As Brain Damage lies on the floor riving in perfused pain Necro Butcher follows up with an elbow drop onto Brain Damage. Brain Damage rolls around in an extreme amount of pain as Necro Butcher grabs a microwave. Brain Damage begins to pull himself back up using the turnbuckles and then Necro Butcher breaks the glass of the microwave over Brain Damage's head. Brain Damage hits the mat with the microwave still on his head. Necro Butcher begins to unwrap the pack of light bulbs and lies the 8 bulbs on the floor. Necro tosses the box at the part of the cage wear Rhyno is standing and spits at him. Necro walks over to Brain Damage and removes the microwave from his head and begins to dig with plug in part of the wire into the open wound on Brain Damages arm. Necro Butcher tosses the microwave across the ring to a corner and lifts Brain Damage to his feet. Brain Damage swings his arms out and pushes Necro Butcher away and spears Necro into 7 of the 8 light bulbs. Brain Damage gets back up and grabs the last light bulb and sticks it in Necro Butcher's mouth. Brain Damage then stomps on the bulb breaking it across Necro's face. Rhyno signals for Brain Damage to come and passes him some small remote like device. Necro Butcher returns to his feet as he hears a zapping sound. Brain Damage now has a tazer. Brain Damage attempts to shock Necro Butcher but Necro elbows him across the face knocking Brain Damage to the floor. Necro picks up the tazer and awaits Brain Damage to return to his feet. Brain Damage begins to use the cage to get back up and Necro turns the tazer on and hits the cage with it causing Brain Damage to be electrocuted and tossed back into a knock out. Necro Butcher covers Brain Damage with a 1,2,3 and picks up the win. The referee opens the cage door as Rhyno rushes into the ring about to attack Necro Butcher. Necro puts up the tazer and wags his finger signalling "no" as Rhyno regretfully refuses to attack Necro Butcher. Rhyno kneels and begins to check on his unconscious partner as a battered and bloodied Necro Butcher celebrates his win.
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Match 3: Sick Nick Mondo vs Tommy Dreamer
the setting is one of the benches in seton park at night where Nick Mondo is sitting and begins to speak as he points into the camera.
Nick Mondo: Tomorrow night this is the start ... this is the fucking start and nobody can tell us how to live, this is how we choose to live ... nobody tells us we "have" to do this shit ... we choose to on our own free will .. however we doesn't pertain to everyone, ultraviolance should be left to guys like myself or Brain Damage. Not some retarded old farts trying to relive their glory days ... and I'm not just talking to my opponent for tomorrow Tommy Dreamer ... I'm not just talking to other ECW guys in this Cyanide tournament like Sabu ... I am talking to all the old ECW fogies on our roster ... It's time for you all to get the fuck out ... and leave it to the real ultraviolant, because there is no other division like us. You got that?
the camera then fizzes out into a snowy fashion to the fenced entrance of Seton that same night where Tommy Dreamer is standing and speaks.
Tommy Dreamer: You should just say thank you ... "Nick Mondo" You wanna pick on me? and the rest of ECW? You wanna take cheap shots at us? and about our age? I'm in my 40's and I'm damn proud of it. ECW opened the door for guys like you to make it in this business. See every week we break it down right here in seton park in my back yard of New York right here on kingsbridge ... and I'm fucking motivated because you see ... everything that's wrong with this business I said it before I will say it again ... I have quit every job because it's just so wrong. You wanna underestimate me? You wanna disrespect me?! do it ... cause when I see you in the ring tomorrow ... I'm gonna hurt you ...
Nick Mondo enters the ring which has barbed wire wired in each corner with a steel chair as the crowd boos him. Mondo slides the chair into the ring and snatches the mic away from this weeks ring announcer and begins to talk.
Nick Mondo: Ladies and gentlemen if it were up to me tonight I would be off in CZW with John Zandig but the money trail leads here ... so for I have 2 rules you retards need to follow that even you morons should be able to understand ... when I do moves, you will cheer. When Tommy Dreamer does moves ... you're gonna boo. So Tommy get your fat old ass out here and let me make an example out of you like the little bitch you are!
Nick Mondo tosses the mic out of the ring as Tommy Dreamer enters the ring with a sledge hammer and stares off intensely with Nick Mondo as he enters the ring clenching his hammer. Tommy steps into the ring and tosses his sledge hammer off to the side as the bell rings. Tommy Dreamer immediately rushes toward Nick and tackles him to the ground with a series of punches. The 2 roll around tossing fist after fist and roll out of the ring still in a fit of a brawl. Eventually Tommy punches Nick in the nose hard enough to have Mondo double back into the guard rails with a bloody nose. As Nick tries to wipe the blood from his nostrils Tommy charges at Mondo with a clothesline. Nick Mondo ducks the attack causing Dreamer to collide into the guard rails. Tommy is holding his gut coming off the railing and turns around to be super kicked by Nick Mondo doubling Tommy backward over the railing and into the crowd. As Tommy returns to his feet Mondo runs off the guard rail and knocks Dreamer back down with a flip senton. Nick Mondo grabs Tommy Dreamer by the hair and tosses him over the railing. Tommy lies on the floor looking helpless as Nick Mondo balances himself on the guard rail. Nick attempts to hit Dreamer with a 450 splash but upon impact Dreamer lifts his knees into the gut of Mondo causing Nick Mondo to fling onto his back gripping his ribs in pain. Tommy rolls backward onto his feet and grabs Mondo by the hair and viciously tosses Nick into the ring. Tommy slides in the ring after him and grabs Mondo's Steel chair as Nick returns to his feet. A groggy Nick Mondo then turns around to receive a violent chair shot from Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer lifts Nick back to his feet and attempts to hit Nick early with a dreamer driver but Nick reverses the DDT lock into a swinging neckbreaker. As Tommy lays on the floor Nick sets up his steel chair. Nick then lies Tommy out between the steel chair and the middle rope. Nick sets himself up on the apron on the other side of the ring and hits Tommy breaking the chair with a violent splash.
With Tommy Dreamer laid on the mat Nick sets the chair across Tommy Dreamer and stomps on it 3 times. Nick pulls Dreamer in a crouch and head locks him. Nick runs up one of the barbed wire corners and hits Tommy Dreamer with a lucha DDT. As Tommy rolls around onto his feet in pain as Nick Mondo bounces off the ropes. Tommy catches nick and hits him with a hip toss, flipping him back first into the barbed wire corner, tearing up Mondo's back as he lands on the back of his. Tommy sets Mondo up on his feet against the barbed wire corner and charges Nick with a spear. Mondo pushes up off the top rope and lifts his legs in the air as Tommy collides head first into the barbed wire. Nick Mondo drops his legs onto Tommy's back and hits him with a Canadian destroyer and goes for a 3 count. Tommy barely kicks out after 2. Both men slowly get up but Nick Mondo is first to his feet. As Tommy is on his knees he is swiped in the back of the head by a hard round house kick by Mondo. Tommy rolls out of the ring in pain clenching the back of his head as he rolls to his feet. Mondo then slingshots himself over the top rope into a spiral clothesline, hammering Tommy to the ground. Nick Mondo goes under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire bed which he sets up between the ring and the guard rails. Nick Mondo turns around to be kicked in the gut by Tommy Dreamer who then slams his head into the ring apron. Tommy drags Mondo to his feet on the apron by his hair. Tommy then sets up Nick for the powerbomb but Nick Mondo flips Tommy Dreamer through the barbed wire bed with a hurricanrana. Tommy freaks out in pain and accidentally sling shots himself into the crowd. Nick runs off the dented balanced bar of the bed and knocks Tommy down with a dragon whip. Nick Mondo grips Tommy by the hair and tosses him back over crowd control. As Tommy lies there in pain Nick runs forward up the guard rail twists mid air and slams Tommy Dreamer with a moonsault. As Tommy rolls around in pain Nick Mondo goes under the ring going for a weapon. Tommy reluctantly rolls into the ring as Nick Mondo grabs a cookie sheet with at least 40 thumbtacks pierced into it. Nick climbs up on the rope as a groggy Tommy Dreamer turns around and Mondo smashes the cookie sheet into Dreamer with the tacks stuck in his head and the cookie sheet dented around him a bloodied Tommy Dreamer hits the floor as Nick Mondo slingshots himself back into the ring and picks up the win with a 1,2,3.
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Match 4: Sabu vs Abyss
The setting is an abandoned locker room with dried blood on the floor with a man wearing a turban on a bench is sitting staring down at the blood. The man seems to be holding a knife. The man looks up and reveals himself to be Sabu. Sabu groans and stabs the knife harshly into a locker and walks off.
The camera fizzes into a snowy glare and the camera cuts to Abyss in the same gym in black and white and he speaks.
Abyss: I'm done with you Sabu...As I child ... I looked up to you. And my mother used to tell me not to hit girls .... when I asked why ... she said it wasn't right. well tomorrow at Cyanide tournament of death 2012 Sabu. I'm gonna break that rule. We have met in a barbed wire massacre before Sabu, and tonight... I'm gonna rip your head off!
Abyss enters the ring slowly and monstrously hovers over the barbed wire ropes waiting for Sabu. Sabu enters with a steel chair. Sabu lies the chair in the corner and turns around at the ring of the bell to be hit with a big boot. Sabu rolls out of the ring quickly manoeuvring away from Abyss. Sabu turns and a fan points to the barbed wire bat in front of Sabu. Sabu grabs the bat and rushes into the ring and swings at Abyss. Sabu misses as Abyss dodges and the bat gets caught in the barbed wire used as ropes. Sabu turns around to be knocked down by a vicious back elbow by Abyss. Sabu brings himself right back up and the 2 begin to stare off. A fan begins distracting Abyss with yells and cheers for Sabu and saying Abyss sucks and Sabu takes this time to grab his steel chair. Abyss turns around and is slammed harshly in the head by a steel chair by Sabu. Sabu hits Abyss in the head again and then sets the chair up in front of a hunched Abyss. Sabu backs up and runs off the chair but Abyss catches Sabu and sets him up for a powerbomb. Abyss turns around walks to the other side of the ring and tosses Sabu into the barbed wire ropes. Sabu peels his skin off of the ropes and wiggles around in pain as Abyss chokes him out with his right foot. Abyss brings Sabu up with one hand to his feet but Sabu breaks free by hitting Abyss with a European uppercut. Sabu tries throwing Abyss' head into the barbed wire ropes but Abyss snaps Sabu's arm away from him and punches Sabu in the gut. Sabu doubles back as Abyss prepares for more of a fight. Abyss misses a punch as Sabu ducks. Sabu hops back up and clobbers Abyss with 2 punches but is knocked down with a violent uppercut by Abyss. Abyss picks up Sabu by the hair and then quickly nails him to the barbed wire ropes with a gorilla press. As Abyss taunts Sabu, Sabu reaches inside of his wrestling shorts and pulls out the small blade from before. Abyss charges at Sabu but Sabu low blows Abyss and takes the blade and makes 7 large cuts in Abyss' arm. As Abyss struggles to return to his feet Sabu walks back opposite Abyss. Sabu charges at Abyss for a dropkick but Abyss gets up out of the way and Sabu's legs get caught in the barbed wire.
Abyss peels Sabu off of the barbed wire ropes and stands him up. Abyss then punches Sabu in the jaw and Sabu is forced back pierced again by the barbed wire ropes. Abyss peels Sabu off the ropes once again and tosses Sabu up setting him up for a powerbomb, but then Sabu hits Abyss with a hurricanrana causing Abys to fly head first into the barbed wire ropes. Abyss peels himself off the barbed wire as quick as possible but is nailed to the ground by a chair shot by Sabu. Sabu attempts a pin but Abyss manages to kick out at 2. Sabu attempts to hit Abyss with an uppercut but Abyss catches the punch and chokeslams Sabu on top of the steel chair. Abyss puts his foot over Sabu's chest for a pin attempt but Sabu quickly kicks out after 1. Abyss grabs the steel chair as Sabu is trying to regain momentum. Abyss grabs some loose barbed wire and wraps it around the steel chair as Sabu gets up. With the chair covered in barbed wire Abyss tosses it on top of Sabu. Abyss backs up and runs toward Sabu. As Abyss jumps Sabu tosses the barbed wire steel chair into the crotch of Abyss. however the other side of the chair is also now stuck on Sabu's chest. The chair drops and both men begin to try to regain their footing. Both men get back up but Sabu now has the barbed wire steel chair and nails Abyss in the head with it, causing Abyss to fall out of the ring. As Abyss wonders outside of the ring Sabu runs and jumps over the top barbed wire and hits Abyss to the floor with a flip senton. Sabu gets up quickly and grabs a barbed wire board and slips it into the ring. he gets inside of the ring and awaits the monster to return. Abyss slides back into the ring and Sabu charges at Abyss but is halted by a boot to the gut. Abyss then hits Sabu into the top barbed wire with a sit out suplex slam. Abyss peels Sabu off the wire and quickly lifts him in the air and chokeslams Sabu into the barbed wire board. Abyss peels Sabu off of the barbed wire board and then sets the board up leaned on a corner. Abyss pulls Sabu to his feet by the hair and backs up. Abyss charges Sabu with a clothesline but Sabu drops to his back causing Abyss to run face first into the barbed wire of the board. Sabu kips up as Abyss is stuck to the board. Sabu kicks off the corner and drop kicks Abyss. Abyss falls back with the board on top of him. Sabu walks back and runs forward and slams the top of the board further into Abyss with a flip senton pin over the board picking up the win for Sabu.
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Match 5: Thumbtack Jack vs Necro Butcher
THe setting is the fencing behind the entrance curtain of seton park's UIPW arena. Thumbtack Jack stands there ready for his promo still damaged from his battle with Sami Callihan and begins his promo for his upcoming match with Necro Butcher while still bleeding.
Thumbtack Jack: Oh fucking shit. This next death match is going to be crazy, Whose fucking idea was this man! I have pieces of glass all over my body, stuck in my back and hands ... and I love it. Thanks Tommy Staxx for putting me in this tournament man! Sami couldn't finish the job man but I was and now I'm going to break it down the same in round 2 man, ROUND 2! So who am I gonna face? It's Necro Butcher! And I will tell ya one thing. There's a reason, yes a good reason, why I have been called the Necro Butcher of Germany, so I can only hope that Necro goes all fucking out in the second round!
the setting then changes to Necro Butcher at the front of Seton's library where Necro Butcher is sitting and begins to speak as he pushes a medic away from his bloodied head and speaks.
Necro Butcher: get the fuck off of me man. The match is set TJ, And Y'all aint seen nothing I run these fucking hardcore shows. I knock fuckers teeth out, anyone I fight gets fucked up, but ya aint seen nothing I'm gonna put ya to sleep cause I got you where I want you in the second round of my fucking hardcore show. And boy Thumbtack you don't know what you're getting into. Tables are a dangerous fucking things and the rule of our match is put your opponent through 3 different kinds, and I plan on making you suffer through them.
The match starts as Thumbtack Jack enters. As the crowd awaits Necro Butcher's entrance Thumbtack sets up his 3 types of tables being, a light tube table, a barbed wire table and covers his last table in gasoline. Necro Butcher is then seen making his entrance as a ref helps him down the entry way with a table as 4 other staff members bring out Necro's other 2. Necro looks at Thumbtack Jack who is in the ring and shows him a plastic bag. Necro empties the bag on the table revealing to be thumbtacks as a way to taunt TJ. Necro takes the second table and takes out another bag. Necro empties the bag revealing the items to be fire crackers. For the last table Necro pulls out one last bag and empties broken blood stained glass from TJ's earlier match onto the table. The match begins and the 2 begin intensely staring off. TJ takes a swing at Necro but Necro Butcher ducks the attack. TJ turns around and Necro headbutts Thumbtack. TJ doubles back but Necro Butcher charges him down with a clothesline. TJ uses the corner to pull himself back up and Necro charges Thumbtack Jack. Necro jumps and misses as Jack rolls out of the way onto his feet. Necro's crotch hits the second turnbuckle as his legs get caught there. Necro holds on for dear life on the top rope to keep himself up. Thumbtack sees his chance and springboards off the middle rope and legs drop Necro back down to the mat head first. Necro struggles to get up as TJ runs and bounces off the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. Necro sees TJ coming and lifts TJ and tosses him out of the ring with a body slam. As TJ slowly gets up Necro climbs onto the apron. Once TJ is on both of his feet he is knocked back down by a double axe handle clothesline by Necro Butcher. Necro forces Thumbtack Jack to his feet and sets him up in a suplex position. Necro brings TJ up for the lift and jackhammers Thumbtack through the light tube table leaving the score as 1-0 in Necro Butcher's favour. As Thumbtack begins to regain his footing Necro picks up the remains of the taped together light tube and tosses it breaking across Thumbtack Jack's face. Necro grabs TJ by the head and tosses him over the crowd control. As Necro climbs into the crowd Thumbtack and Necro begin to brawl all the way over to the batting cages. Necro attempts to irish whip TJ but Jack reverses with an Irish whip of his own and sends Butcher flying face first into the fencing. As Necro hits the floor Thumbtack Jack hypes the crowd with hand motions and begins climbing to the top of the fence. Once at the top TJ turns around and hits Necro with a shooting star press from about 17 feet in the air. TJ forces Necro to his feet and the 2 begin to brawl once again all the way back to the guard rails. Necro gains the upper hand and almost hits TJ with a suplex. Thumbtack lands on his feet and then German suplexs Necro Butcher over the guard rails and through the barbed wire table tearing Necro's shrit and causing several skin tears and evening the score between the 2 at 1-1. Necro gets up and TJ slingshots himself over the guard rail and grips Butcher's head. TJ still in the air slams Necro with a flip neck breaker. Necro begins to get up and TJ grabs one of the surviving light tubes. Jack then proceeds to smash the light tube over the bloodied Necro Butcher's head. TJ drags Necro by the hair and pushes him in front of the thumb tack table. Thumbtack then runs off the apron and moonsaults into Necro Butcher smashing him through the thumbtack table pressing all the pins into his back making the score 1-2 in Thumbtack Jack's favour.
Thumbtack Jack picks up a pissed off Necro Butcher by the hair and Necro swings a fist into the gut of Thumbtack Jack. Necro then sets Thumbtack up as if he were going to go for a pedigree. Necro then lifts TJ and throws him through the fire cracker table causing them all to go off on Thumbtack's back with a vicious sit out black tiger bomb making the score 2-2. Necro does not hesitate and pulls TJ back to his feet. Necro butcher grips Thumbtack and throws him through the broke glass coated table with a belly to belly ending the match with Necro Butcher as the winner 3-2. Necro climbs into the ring and raises his arms celebrating victory as the crowd goes nuts chanting "that was awesome!" Necro climbs out of the ring as TJ struggles to his feet. The 2 shake hands and Necro Butcher high fives fans near the guard rails. As Necro continues celebrating Jack lights a match and sets the gasoline covered table on fire. Thumbtack attempts to punch Necro but the punch is blocked and Necro tosses Thumbtack through the flaming table and tumbling into the guard rails with a hip toss as the crazed blood thirsty fans chant "Ho-ly Shit!" Necro Butcher leaves bloodied and victorious with a ripped up shirt, Thumbtacks in his back and blood covering him from his head to his gut proud and aggressive.
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Match 6: Sick Nick Mondo vs Sabu
The match begins with Nick Mondo in the ring with a mic.
Nick Mondo: So I said before as you all know, ECW doesn't belong in this business anymore. So of course my next opponent has to be yet another mentally challenged "extremist". Sabu? The man is nothing but a mute terrorist with retardation issues. If you want to see real hardcore action then Sabu, get your old ass out here and become yet another example of the shit, that ECW is!
Sabu enters the ring with a steel chair and slides it into the ring. Nick Mondo stares off with Sabu but when the bell rings it is Sabu who kicks Nick Mondo to the gut.Sabu sets Nick up in an extreme DDT position and lifts him up in the air and drops him over the shoulder into a stunner like impact. Nick doubles back into the ropes as Sabu hops to his feet. As Mondo bounces off the ropes Sabu knocks him to the mat with a dragon whip. Nick sits up groggy as Sabu hops back to his feet once again and delivers a drop kick to the back of Nick's head sending Nick Mondo throttling forward. Sabu attempts to hit Mondo with a springboard off the second rope with a moonsault but Mondo rolls out of the way causing Sabu's stomach to impact into the mat. Sabu bounces onto his knees in pain from the belly flop as Mondo grabs Sabu's steel chair. Sabu is crouching as he begin to regain his footing and receives a violent chair shot to the face from Nick Mondo. Sabu flattens out on his back as Mondo sets up the steel chair next to Sabu. Mondo runs back off the ropes and kicks off of the chair to springboard off the top rope and smash Sabu's gut with a moonsault double foot stomp. Sabu clutches his stomach and rolls around wallowing in his pain as Nick bounces off of his shoulders and rolls backward onto his feet. Nick picks up Sabu by the hair and sits him up on the chair. Nick grabs his legs and drags Sabu's legs with him as he gets onto the apron from the middle rope and lays Sabu out between the chair and the ropes. Nick then jumps up and springboard from the top rope and destroys the chair and Sabu with a big leg drop.
as you wait for the lyrics to begin the camera slowly cuts across five different men in black and white cutting across the screen staring right into the camera, these men are identified as CM Punk, Raven, Alex Shelley, Jeff Hardy and Kevin Steen. As the music the music gets louder it shows Sick Nick Mondo walking out from behind the curtain with a barbed wire steel chair as he raises his arm. "why's everything so tame" Tommy Dreamer is seen staring off intensely with Sandman "I like my life insane" camera cuts to fabricating black and white footage of a bloodied Necro Butcher hitting a bloodied Bryan Danielson with a steel chair "I'm fabricating and debating who I'm gonna kick around" camera cuts to Samoa Joe moonsaulting from the top of the library building to smash El Generico through a table in the crowd as they all jump and cheer. (chorus) clips of 12 wrestlers shoot by before the UIPW logo appears on the screen ending the intro video identifying the 12 wrestlers as CM Punk, Jigsaw, Matt Sydal, Chris Hero, Thumbtack Jack, Jack Evans, Abyss, Balls Mahoney, Raven, Colt Cabana, Samoa Joe & Christopher Daniels.
vsMatch 1: Sami Callihan vs Thumbtack Jack
The camera shows a freshly face painted Sami Callihan with a sick twisted smile as the camera shows Sammy sitting on the staircase with a stapler in his hand. As the camera zooms in on Sami he begins to speak.
Sami Callihan: Thumbtack Jack ... This wouldn't be the first time you and I have had the chance to face off in a tournament of death. It's been about 3 years if I remember right ... Well lets get things straight that was CZW ... this is now. The year is 2012 TJ and this time we fight in round 1. I'm at 100% and so are you. You always say scars make the man TJ ... well tonight I'm gonna fuck you up bad ... scars make the victim tonight TJ ... and I'm coming for my Cyanide championship.
The camera cuts to Thumbtack Jack who is sitting on a folding chair on the roof of the library. The camera zooms into TJ as he looks off toward the sun rise as he speaks.
Thumbtack Jack: Tournament of Death ... Sami Callihan you know what I am capable of ... I am a very dangerous man. (brings fist upward to reveal 3 long pins between his fingers.) You may think you can scare me with your little promos. But It's 5 A.M in the morning here in Riverdale and I am waiting for this afternoon Sami. I will tear you apart and become UIPW's first ever Cyanide champion and when I do come out of this tournament scaved bruised and battered I will raise my arm in victory and you all will remember these words "Scars make the man" and Thumbtack Jack in that case ... Thumbtack Jack is the man. See you later Sami.
Sami Callihan makes his entrance carrying with him a barbed wire steel chair in his left hand and clenching brass knuckles in a fist in his right hand. Sami slides the chair into the ring where glass sheets are set up in each corner. Sami leaves the barbed wire steel chair on the mat and clenches the brass knuckles in his fist as he awaits Thumbtack Jack's arrival to the ring. Thumbtack Jack makes his entrance with a cinder block and the 3 pins from before in his fist. TJ sets the cinder block outside of the ring and sets the 3 pins aside at the nearest corner as he removes his mask and tosses it into the same corner as the pins. The crowd begins chanting for Jack as he slingshots himself into the ring.
The bell rings as Jack has his arms spread out prepared for Sami as the 2 circle eachother around the ring with Sami still holding the brass knuckles. Sami swings his right hand holding the brass but TJ rolls out of the way behind Callihan. Callihan turns around to see TJ roll to his feet and hit Sami with a pele kick. Sami twists around in pain accidentally flinging the brass knuckles out of the ring as a groggy Sami Callihan hits the second rope. TJ grabs one of the neares glass sheets and sets it up on a still groggy Callihan's back. TJ runs back and bounces off the ropes. TJ jumps up but Sami Callihan has now recovered and tosses the glass sheet into an air born Thumbtack Jack, causing the glass to shatter. Thumbtack Jack hit the floor with the pieces of glass as Sami raises his arm and yells "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHhh!" Sami walks over to his barbed wire steel chair and picks it up as TJ rolls around on the floor. Sami attempts to smash TJ with the barbed wire chair but TJ kicks upward into the chair causing the barbed wire chair to connect with Sami's face. As Sami slowly peels the barbed wire painfully away from his forehead TJ kips up onto his feet and awaits Sami to be prepared.Sami finally peels the chair away from his forehead and tosses it to the side as Thumbtack Jack dropkicks Sami Caliihan. Callihan falls through the middle rope out of the ring and lands upside down head first on TJ's cinder block. Sami rolls off the block in pain and on to his ass leaning against the guard rails as he begins to realise as he checks himself that he is bleeding a little from the forehead. Sami slowly and reluctantly gets up as TJ grabs the top rope awaiting for Sami's rise. TJ catapults himself over the rope for a cross body but Sami quickly runs to the apron for safety as TJ lands sideways into the crowd control and into the crowd. Sami goes under the ring and secures a steel chair. He unfolds the steel chair in front of the crowd where TJ is slowly getting back up. As TJ rises to his feet Sami runs off the chair over the guard rails and hits Thumbtack Jack with a shining wizard into the crowd. Sami picks up a groggy Thumbtack Jack by the hair and drags him to the guard rails near the entrance curtain and tosses him over the rails in front of the curtain. As TJ struggles to get back to his feet Sami hops over the guard railing and signals for a weapon to the crowd, a fan hands him a light tube and as Thumbtack is half way up on his knees Callihan breaks the light tube over TJ's back.
Thumbtack hits the floor in pain and Sami picks him up for more punishment by the hair. Sami drags TJ to the side of the ring and hammers his head into the guard rail. TJ falls to the floor holding his nose in pain as it begins to bleed. Sami grabs one of the 3 remaining glass sheets from the ring and sets it up between the ring apron and the guard rails. Sami lifts TJ to his feet and brings him up in a power bomb position. Thumbtack Jack snaps out of his daze and hits Callihan with a Hurricanrana sending Sami Callihan flipping through the glass sheet he had set up between the ring and guard rails. Sami grips his back in pain as TJ grabs the brass knuckles Sami had dropped from before and awaited Sami to get back to his feet. Sami used the guard rails to bring himself back up. TJ clenched the brass knuckles and attempted to swing at Sami's head but Callihan was fast and kicked TJ to the gut. Sami then lifted TJ up in a piledriver position and brought TJ carefully over to the pile of broken glass and hit TJ head first with a piledriver into the glass shards. Both TJ and Sami were busted open at this point but Sami now had the upper hand. TJ rolled around on the floor in pain as Callihan returned to his feet. Sami shows off for the crowd as a groggy Thumbtack Jack regains grip on the brass knuckles. Callihan walks over expecting to be able to grab TJ by the hair once again but jack hits Sami with a vicious uppercut with the brass knuckles. Sami hits the floor on his back riving in pain. TJ signals the crowd for a weapon as a few fans help TJ slide a ladder outside of the railing. Thumbtack sets up the ladder on the top of a turnbuckle and balances it well. Callihan begins to return to his feet as TJ runs up the ladder to springboard off the top rope and knocks Callihan down with a high risk moonsault, causing both men to crash into the guard rails with Sami taking more damage from the impact. Both men lay groggy on the floor as they both spot a large piece of broken glass. Sami looks at TJ and knows what is going to happen so both men rush forward for the glass but Thumbtack Jack manages to grab the glass. TJ returns to his feet with the help of the apron and kicks Sami away back onto his ass. TJ sits Sami back up and digs the sharp edged glass shard across the forehead of Sami Callihan and Sami screams in pain. Sami rives in pain as Thumbtack tosses the shard onto a jittering Callihan and TJ shoots his hand up in the air to show off. Jack grabs Callihan by the hair and tosses him back into the ring. As Sami returns to his feet Jack is up on the apron and hits Callihan with a springboard crossbody. As Sami struggles to get up TJ takes the last 2 glass sheets. TJ goes to the corner nearest Callihan and stands one glass sheet in the corner on the second rope. TJ takes the second glass sheet and leans it under the first glass sheet outward from the bottom turnbuckle. Thumbtack Jack forces Sami to his feet and sets Callihan up in the suplex position. Thumbtack grabs Sami's right calf and hits him with a fisherman's suplex through the last 2 glass sheets into the corner. Sami reacts in excruciating pain and rives around the ring before finally stopping to catch his breath. As Sami tries to force himself back to his feet Thumbtack Jack goes to his corner and grabs the 3 long pins from before. Sami is on all fours when suddenly TJ walks to him with 2 pins in his teeth and 1 in his right hand. TJ grabs Callihan with his left hand and shoves the first pin into the open wound in Sami's forehead, as Sami freaks out trying to remove the pin Jack takes the last 2 pins in each hand and shoves them into the sides of the top of Callihan's head. Sami falls back onto his butt and TJ runs to the ropes, Thumbtack Jack bounces off the ropes and knocks a brutalised Sami Callihan out with a big boot. TJ rolls up Callihan and gets a 1,2,3 count declaring Thumbtack Jack the WINNER
vsMatch 2: Necro Butcher vs Brain Damage
The sun is high in the sky as Necro Butcher sits on the apron of the UIPW ring staring into the camera. Necro Butcher then speaks.
Necro Butcher: Once again you and I are set to face each other Brain Damage ... We spent so much time beating the hell out of each other and once again you won't be able to beat me. Tonight isn't just a match ... it's a fight ... I don't need no damn help, I can take care of myself but when we're in that barbed wire cage ... I want you to bring whatever you think will fit in that cage, the only way to win is by pinfall or submission, there's no escaping me. You can call me a freak ... but guess what? It's true ... I don't care, you wanna bring a stapler, steel chair, table, ladder, light tubes, thumbtacks (begins jamming thumbtacks into his arm and then staples his head 3 times.) I don't give a fuck ... If I'm willing to do this shit to myself for a little promo what the fuck do you think I'm gonna do to you, huh?
The camera cuts to Brain Damage inside of a locker room staring intensely into the camera. He then begins to speak.
Brain Damage: I don't think you realise what you got yourself into Necro ... You gotta fight with the baddest mother fucker in town Butcher. You wanna come out here and shoot your little promos and hurt yourself to prove you're still relevant in the land of extreme. Well tonight I take you out 1 on 1 in a barbed wire steel cage and I will capture that mother fucking Cyanide BELT!! ToD aint just around the corner anymore Necro ... it's today ... (lifts hand to reveal a light tube) You're gonna be sorry for this shit... (walks out)
Necro Butcher makes his entrance with a barbed wire bat. Necro approaches the open gate doors as he tosses the bat inside. Necro Butcher goes under the ring and retrieves a garbage can filled to the brim with light tubes and rolls it into the ring. Necro continues under the ring and slides 2 steel chair and a wooden board into the ring. Necro goes around to fans and collects 3 weapons identifying as 1 microwave, 1 box full of legos and 1case of 8 light bulbs. Necro sets all of this crap in his corner of the cage as he awaits his opponent. Brain Damage makes his entrance through the curtain but to the fans surprise he has a friend with him ... someone familiar by the name of Rhyno. Brain Damage is holding 1 light tube in each hand as Rhyno follows him with a steel chair and talks to Damage to get him hyped up for the battle in the barbed wire cage. Brain Damage slides his 2 light tubes into the ring as Rhyno slides in his steel chair as well. Brain Damage climbs into the ring as Rhyno collects a kendo stick and a sheet of glass from a fan. Rhyno slides the 2 weapons into the ring and then allows the 2 referees to lock the cage doors.
The bell rings and Necro Butcher peels out one of the light tubes from his garbage can as Brain Damage picks up one of the ones he brought on his own. The 2 men circle eachother for at leadt 30 seconds before both men are struck simultaneously by each others light tubes causing both to break. Both men snap back groggy from the impacts of the light tubes. Brain Damage manages to regain his balance quicker and dumps the light tube garbage can. Necro Butcher charges at Brain Damage but Brain Damage manages to catch Necro and throws him with a belly to belly suplex destroying the garbage can. Brain Damage turns over and lifts Necro by the beard and sets him up for a suplex. Half way up Necro kicks out of the suplex back on to his feet. Necro kicks Brain Damage in the gut and then smashes him through all but 1 of the pile of light tubes with a spine buster like take down. As Brain Damage struggles to get up Necro Butcher relentlessly begins to stomp on the face of Brain Damage. Brain Damage clenches his face tightly after the brutal combo of kicks as he rolls to his stomach and pushes himself up with his knees. Necro Butcher grabs the last light tube from the batch and destroys it over the back of Brain Damage. Brain Damage moves from his face to clench his back as he rolls around in pain. Necro Butcher begins to set up his 2 steel chairs and the wooden board across the 2 chairs. Necro then grabs his barbed wire bat as Brain Damage uses the ropes to return to his feet. Necro swings at Damage but Brain Damage blocks the swing with his arm. Brain Damage grips the bat with his other hand peeling his now skinned arm away from the barbed wire bat and snatches the bat away with both hands. Brain Damage snaps the bat in 2 by viciously cracking it over Necro Butcher's head. As Necro backs up dazed confused and bleeding from the skull Brain Damage tosses the broken barbed wire bat over the barbed wire steel cage and kicks Necro in the gut causing Necro Butcher to crouch in pain. Brain Damage then sets Necro Butcher up for a crucifix powerbomb and powerbombs Necro through the wooden board.
Brain Damage rolls backward onto his feet and grabs the last light tube and yells "I told you you're gonna regret this shit!" and swings the light tube at Necro Butcher releasing the light tube from his hands, the light tube twirls in the air toward Necro Butcher and breaks across Necro's face. Necro doubles back painfully into the corner. As Necro Butcher lies bleeding heavily from the face in the corner. Brain Damage grabs the sheet of glass and begins to charge at Necro's corner. Brain Damage leaps toward Necro Butcher with the glass in front of him and his knees outward behind the glass. Necro pushes himself up and kicks through the glass into the gut of Brain Damage. Damage lands painfully on his back in the broken glass holding his gut as Necro Butcher climbs to the top rope. Brain Damage sees his opportunity and lunges painfully flinging at Necro's legs. Necro Butcher lands crotch first on the top rope and becomes groggy once more. Brain Damage slowly climbs to the top rope bringing Necro Butcher up with him by the hair. Brain Damage begins slamming Necro's head into the barbed wire of the steel cage at least 8 times before Necro catches himself. Necro reverses hand and begins a revenge attack of the same on Brain Damage smashing Brain Damages now very bloodied head into the barbed wire at least 5 times before Brain Damage falls backward from the top rope on his back to the mat. As Brain Damage lies on the floor riving in perfused pain Necro Butcher follows up with an elbow drop onto Brain Damage. Brain Damage rolls around in an extreme amount of pain as Necro Butcher grabs a microwave. Brain Damage begins to pull himself back up using the turnbuckles and then Necro Butcher breaks the glass of the microwave over Brain Damage's head. Brain Damage hits the mat with the microwave still on his head. Necro Butcher begins to unwrap the pack of light bulbs and lies the 8 bulbs on the floor. Necro tosses the box at the part of the cage wear Rhyno is standing and spits at him. Necro walks over to Brain Damage and removes the microwave from his head and begins to dig with plug in part of the wire into the open wound on Brain Damages arm. Necro Butcher tosses the microwave across the ring to a corner and lifts Brain Damage to his feet. Brain Damage swings his arms out and pushes Necro Butcher away and spears Necro into 7 of the 8 light bulbs. Brain Damage gets back up and grabs the last light bulb and sticks it in Necro Butcher's mouth. Brain Damage then stomps on the bulb breaking it across Necro's face. Rhyno signals for Brain Damage to come and passes him some small remote like device. Necro Butcher returns to his feet as he hears a zapping sound. Brain Damage now has a tazer. Brain Damage attempts to shock Necro Butcher but Necro elbows him across the face knocking Brain Damage to the floor. Necro picks up the tazer and awaits Brain Damage to return to his feet. Brain Damage begins to use the cage to get back up and Necro turns the tazer on and hits the cage with it causing Brain Damage to be electrocuted and tossed back into a knock out. Necro Butcher covers Brain Damage with a 1,2,3 and picks up the win. The referee opens the cage door as Rhyno rushes into the ring about to attack Necro Butcher. Necro puts up the tazer and wags his finger signalling "no" as Rhyno regretfully refuses to attack Necro Butcher. Rhyno kneels and begins to check on his unconscious partner as a battered and bloodied Necro Butcher celebrates his win.
vsMatch 3: Sick Nick Mondo vs Tommy Dreamer
the setting is one of the benches in seton park at night where Nick Mondo is sitting and begins to speak as he points into the camera.
Nick Mondo: Tomorrow night this is the start ... this is the fucking start and nobody can tell us how to live, this is how we choose to live ... nobody tells us we "have" to do this shit ... we choose to on our own free will .. however we doesn't pertain to everyone, ultraviolance should be left to guys like myself or Brain Damage. Not some retarded old farts trying to relive their glory days ... and I'm not just talking to my opponent for tomorrow Tommy Dreamer ... I'm not just talking to other ECW guys in this Cyanide tournament like Sabu ... I am talking to all the old ECW fogies on our roster ... It's time for you all to get the fuck out ... and leave it to the real ultraviolant, because there is no other division like us. You got that?
the camera then fizzes out into a snowy fashion to the fenced entrance of Seton that same night where Tommy Dreamer is standing and speaks.
Tommy Dreamer: You should just say thank you ... "Nick Mondo" You wanna pick on me? and the rest of ECW? You wanna take cheap shots at us? and about our age? I'm in my 40's and I'm damn proud of it. ECW opened the door for guys like you to make it in this business. See every week we break it down right here in seton park in my back yard of New York right here on kingsbridge ... and I'm fucking motivated because you see ... everything that's wrong with this business I said it before I will say it again ... I have quit every job because it's just so wrong. You wanna underestimate me? You wanna disrespect me?! do it ... cause when I see you in the ring tomorrow ... I'm gonna hurt you ...
Nick Mondo enters the ring which has barbed wire wired in each corner with a steel chair as the crowd boos him. Mondo slides the chair into the ring and snatches the mic away from this weeks ring announcer and begins to talk.
Nick Mondo: Ladies and gentlemen if it were up to me tonight I would be off in CZW with John Zandig but the money trail leads here ... so for I have 2 rules you retards need to follow that even you morons should be able to understand ... when I do moves, you will cheer. When Tommy Dreamer does moves ... you're gonna boo. So Tommy get your fat old ass out here and let me make an example out of you like the little bitch you are!
Nick Mondo tosses the mic out of the ring as Tommy Dreamer enters the ring with a sledge hammer and stares off intensely with Nick Mondo as he enters the ring clenching his hammer. Tommy steps into the ring and tosses his sledge hammer off to the side as the bell rings. Tommy Dreamer immediately rushes toward Nick and tackles him to the ground with a series of punches. The 2 roll around tossing fist after fist and roll out of the ring still in a fit of a brawl. Eventually Tommy punches Nick in the nose hard enough to have Mondo double back into the guard rails with a bloody nose. As Nick tries to wipe the blood from his nostrils Tommy charges at Mondo with a clothesline. Nick Mondo ducks the attack causing Dreamer to collide into the guard rails. Tommy is holding his gut coming off the railing and turns around to be super kicked by Nick Mondo doubling Tommy backward over the railing and into the crowd. As Tommy returns to his feet Mondo runs off the guard rail and knocks Dreamer back down with a flip senton. Nick Mondo grabs Tommy Dreamer by the hair and tosses him over the railing. Tommy lies on the floor looking helpless as Nick Mondo balances himself on the guard rail. Nick attempts to hit Dreamer with a 450 splash but upon impact Dreamer lifts his knees into the gut of Mondo causing Nick Mondo to fling onto his back gripping his ribs in pain. Tommy rolls backward onto his feet and grabs Mondo by the hair and viciously tosses Nick into the ring. Tommy slides in the ring after him and grabs Mondo's Steel chair as Nick returns to his feet. A groggy Nick Mondo then turns around to receive a violent chair shot from Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer lifts Nick back to his feet and attempts to hit Nick early with a dreamer driver but Nick reverses the DDT lock into a swinging neckbreaker. As Tommy lays on the floor Nick sets up his steel chair. Nick then lies Tommy out between the steel chair and the middle rope. Nick sets himself up on the apron on the other side of the ring and hits Tommy breaking the chair with a violent splash.
With Tommy Dreamer laid on the mat Nick sets the chair across Tommy Dreamer and stomps on it 3 times. Nick pulls Dreamer in a crouch and head locks him. Nick runs up one of the barbed wire corners and hits Tommy Dreamer with a lucha DDT. As Tommy rolls around onto his feet in pain as Nick Mondo bounces off the ropes. Tommy catches nick and hits him with a hip toss, flipping him back first into the barbed wire corner, tearing up Mondo's back as he lands on the back of his. Tommy sets Mondo up on his feet against the barbed wire corner and charges Nick with a spear. Mondo pushes up off the top rope and lifts his legs in the air as Tommy collides head first into the barbed wire. Nick Mondo drops his legs onto Tommy's back and hits him with a Canadian destroyer and goes for a 3 count. Tommy barely kicks out after 2. Both men slowly get up but Nick Mondo is first to his feet. As Tommy is on his knees he is swiped in the back of the head by a hard round house kick by Mondo. Tommy rolls out of the ring in pain clenching the back of his head as he rolls to his feet. Mondo then slingshots himself over the top rope into a spiral clothesline, hammering Tommy to the ground. Nick Mondo goes under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire bed which he sets up between the ring and the guard rails. Nick Mondo turns around to be kicked in the gut by Tommy Dreamer who then slams his head into the ring apron. Tommy drags Mondo to his feet on the apron by his hair. Tommy then sets up Nick for the powerbomb but Nick Mondo flips Tommy Dreamer through the barbed wire bed with a hurricanrana. Tommy freaks out in pain and accidentally sling shots himself into the crowd. Nick runs off the dented balanced bar of the bed and knocks Tommy down with a dragon whip. Nick Mondo grips Tommy by the hair and tosses him back over crowd control. As Tommy lies there in pain Nick runs forward up the guard rail twists mid air and slams Tommy Dreamer with a moonsault. As Tommy rolls around in pain Nick Mondo goes under the ring going for a weapon. Tommy reluctantly rolls into the ring as Nick Mondo grabs a cookie sheet with at least 40 thumbtacks pierced into it. Nick climbs up on the rope as a groggy Tommy Dreamer turns around and Mondo smashes the cookie sheet into Dreamer with the tacks stuck in his head and the cookie sheet dented around him a bloodied Tommy Dreamer hits the floor as Nick Mondo slingshots himself back into the ring and picks up the win with a 1,2,3.
vsMatch 4: Sabu vs Abyss
The setting is an abandoned locker room with dried blood on the floor with a man wearing a turban on a bench is sitting staring down at the blood. The man seems to be holding a knife. The man looks up and reveals himself to be Sabu. Sabu groans and stabs the knife harshly into a locker and walks off.
The camera fizzes into a snowy glare and the camera cuts to Abyss in the same gym in black and white and he speaks.
Abyss: I'm done with you Sabu...As I child ... I looked up to you. And my mother used to tell me not to hit girls .... when I asked why ... she said it wasn't right. well tomorrow at Cyanide tournament of death 2012 Sabu. I'm gonna break that rule. We have met in a barbed wire massacre before Sabu, and tonight... I'm gonna rip your head off!
Abyss enters the ring slowly and monstrously hovers over the barbed wire ropes waiting for Sabu. Sabu enters with a steel chair. Sabu lies the chair in the corner and turns around at the ring of the bell to be hit with a big boot. Sabu rolls out of the ring quickly manoeuvring away from Abyss. Sabu turns and a fan points to the barbed wire bat in front of Sabu. Sabu grabs the bat and rushes into the ring and swings at Abyss. Sabu misses as Abyss dodges and the bat gets caught in the barbed wire used as ropes. Sabu turns around to be knocked down by a vicious back elbow by Abyss. Sabu brings himself right back up and the 2 begin to stare off. A fan begins distracting Abyss with yells and cheers for Sabu and saying Abyss sucks and Sabu takes this time to grab his steel chair. Abyss turns around and is slammed harshly in the head by a steel chair by Sabu. Sabu hits Abyss in the head again and then sets the chair up in front of a hunched Abyss. Sabu backs up and runs off the chair but Abyss catches Sabu and sets him up for a powerbomb. Abyss turns around walks to the other side of the ring and tosses Sabu into the barbed wire ropes. Sabu peels his skin off of the ropes and wiggles around in pain as Abyss chokes him out with his right foot. Abyss brings Sabu up with one hand to his feet but Sabu breaks free by hitting Abyss with a European uppercut. Sabu tries throwing Abyss' head into the barbed wire ropes but Abyss snaps Sabu's arm away from him and punches Sabu in the gut. Sabu doubles back as Abyss prepares for more of a fight. Abyss misses a punch as Sabu ducks. Sabu hops back up and clobbers Abyss with 2 punches but is knocked down with a violent uppercut by Abyss. Abyss picks up Sabu by the hair and then quickly nails him to the barbed wire ropes with a gorilla press. As Abyss taunts Sabu, Sabu reaches inside of his wrestling shorts and pulls out the small blade from before. Abyss charges at Sabu but Sabu low blows Abyss and takes the blade and makes 7 large cuts in Abyss' arm. As Abyss struggles to return to his feet Sabu walks back opposite Abyss. Sabu charges at Abyss for a dropkick but Abyss gets up out of the way and Sabu's legs get caught in the barbed wire.
Abyss peels Sabu off of the barbed wire ropes and stands him up. Abyss then punches Sabu in the jaw and Sabu is forced back pierced again by the barbed wire ropes. Abyss peels Sabu off the ropes once again and tosses Sabu up setting him up for a powerbomb, but then Sabu hits Abyss with a hurricanrana causing Abys to fly head first into the barbed wire ropes. Abyss peels himself off the barbed wire as quick as possible but is nailed to the ground by a chair shot by Sabu. Sabu attempts a pin but Abyss manages to kick out at 2. Sabu attempts to hit Abyss with an uppercut but Abyss catches the punch and chokeslams Sabu on top of the steel chair. Abyss puts his foot over Sabu's chest for a pin attempt but Sabu quickly kicks out after 1. Abyss grabs the steel chair as Sabu is trying to regain momentum. Abyss grabs some loose barbed wire and wraps it around the steel chair as Sabu gets up. With the chair covered in barbed wire Abyss tosses it on top of Sabu. Abyss backs up and runs toward Sabu. As Abyss jumps Sabu tosses the barbed wire steel chair into the crotch of Abyss. however the other side of the chair is also now stuck on Sabu's chest. The chair drops and both men begin to try to regain their footing. Both men get back up but Sabu now has the barbed wire steel chair and nails Abyss in the head with it, causing Abyss to fall out of the ring. As Abyss wonders outside of the ring Sabu runs and jumps over the top barbed wire and hits Abyss to the floor with a flip senton. Sabu gets up quickly and grabs a barbed wire board and slips it into the ring. he gets inside of the ring and awaits the monster to return. Abyss slides back into the ring and Sabu charges at Abyss but is halted by a boot to the gut. Abyss then hits Sabu into the top barbed wire with a sit out suplex slam. Abyss peels Sabu off the wire and quickly lifts him in the air and chokeslams Sabu into the barbed wire board. Abyss peels Sabu off of the barbed wire board and then sets the board up leaned on a corner. Abyss pulls Sabu to his feet by the hair and backs up. Abyss charges Sabu with a clothesline but Sabu drops to his back causing Abyss to run face first into the barbed wire of the board. Sabu kips up as Abyss is stuck to the board. Sabu kicks off the corner and drop kicks Abyss. Abyss falls back with the board on top of him. Sabu walks back and runs forward and slams the top of the board further into Abyss with a flip senton pin over the board picking up the win for Sabu.
vsMatch 5: Thumbtack Jack vs Necro Butcher
THe setting is the fencing behind the entrance curtain of seton park's UIPW arena. Thumbtack Jack stands there ready for his promo still damaged from his battle with Sami Callihan and begins his promo for his upcoming match with Necro Butcher while still bleeding.
Thumbtack Jack: Oh fucking shit. This next death match is going to be crazy, Whose fucking idea was this man! I have pieces of glass all over my body, stuck in my back and hands ... and I love it. Thanks Tommy Staxx for putting me in this tournament man! Sami couldn't finish the job man but I was and now I'm going to break it down the same in round 2 man, ROUND 2! So who am I gonna face? It's Necro Butcher! And I will tell ya one thing. There's a reason, yes a good reason, why I have been called the Necro Butcher of Germany, so I can only hope that Necro goes all fucking out in the second round!
the setting then changes to Necro Butcher at the front of Seton's library where Necro Butcher is sitting and begins to speak as he pushes a medic away from his bloodied head and speaks.
Necro Butcher: get the fuck off of me man. The match is set TJ, And Y'all aint seen nothing I run these fucking hardcore shows. I knock fuckers teeth out, anyone I fight gets fucked up, but ya aint seen nothing I'm gonna put ya to sleep cause I got you where I want you in the second round of my fucking hardcore show. And boy Thumbtack you don't know what you're getting into. Tables are a dangerous fucking things and the rule of our match is put your opponent through 3 different kinds, and I plan on making you suffer through them.
The match starts as Thumbtack Jack enters. As the crowd awaits Necro Butcher's entrance Thumbtack sets up his 3 types of tables being, a light tube table, a barbed wire table and covers his last table in gasoline. Necro Butcher is then seen making his entrance as a ref helps him down the entry way with a table as 4 other staff members bring out Necro's other 2. Necro looks at Thumbtack Jack who is in the ring and shows him a plastic bag. Necro empties the bag on the table revealing to be thumbtacks as a way to taunt TJ. Necro takes the second table and takes out another bag. Necro empties the bag revealing the items to be fire crackers. For the last table Necro pulls out one last bag and empties broken blood stained glass from TJ's earlier match onto the table. The match begins and the 2 begin intensely staring off. TJ takes a swing at Necro but Necro Butcher ducks the attack. TJ turns around and Necro headbutts Thumbtack. TJ doubles back but Necro Butcher charges him down with a clothesline. TJ uses the corner to pull himself back up and Necro charges Thumbtack Jack. Necro jumps and misses as Jack rolls out of the way onto his feet. Necro's crotch hits the second turnbuckle as his legs get caught there. Necro holds on for dear life on the top rope to keep himself up. Thumbtack sees his chance and springboards off the middle rope and legs drop Necro back down to the mat head first. Necro struggles to get up as TJ runs and bounces off the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. Necro sees TJ coming and lifts TJ and tosses him out of the ring with a body slam. As TJ slowly gets up Necro climbs onto the apron. Once TJ is on both of his feet he is knocked back down by a double axe handle clothesline by Necro Butcher. Necro forces Thumbtack Jack to his feet and sets him up in a suplex position. Necro brings TJ up for the lift and jackhammers Thumbtack through the light tube table leaving the score as 1-0 in Necro Butcher's favour. As Thumbtack begins to regain his footing Necro picks up the remains of the taped together light tube and tosses it breaking across Thumbtack Jack's face. Necro grabs TJ by the head and tosses him over the crowd control. As Necro climbs into the crowd Thumbtack and Necro begin to brawl all the way over to the batting cages. Necro attempts to irish whip TJ but Jack reverses with an Irish whip of his own and sends Butcher flying face first into the fencing. As Necro hits the floor Thumbtack Jack hypes the crowd with hand motions and begins climbing to the top of the fence. Once at the top TJ turns around and hits Necro with a shooting star press from about 17 feet in the air. TJ forces Necro to his feet and the 2 begin to brawl once again all the way back to the guard rails. Necro gains the upper hand and almost hits TJ with a suplex. Thumbtack lands on his feet and then German suplexs Necro Butcher over the guard rails and through the barbed wire table tearing Necro's shrit and causing several skin tears and evening the score between the 2 at 1-1. Necro gets up and TJ slingshots himself over the guard rail and grips Butcher's head. TJ still in the air slams Necro with a flip neck breaker. Necro begins to get up and TJ grabs one of the surviving light tubes. Jack then proceeds to smash the light tube over the bloodied Necro Butcher's head. TJ drags Necro by the hair and pushes him in front of the thumb tack table. Thumbtack then runs off the apron and moonsaults into Necro Butcher smashing him through the thumbtack table pressing all the pins into his back making the score 1-2 in Thumbtack Jack's favour.
Thumbtack Jack picks up a pissed off Necro Butcher by the hair and Necro swings a fist into the gut of Thumbtack Jack. Necro then sets Thumbtack up as if he were going to go for a pedigree. Necro then lifts TJ and throws him through the fire cracker table causing them all to go off on Thumbtack's back with a vicious sit out black tiger bomb making the score 2-2. Necro does not hesitate and pulls TJ back to his feet. Necro butcher grips Thumbtack and throws him through the broke glass coated table with a belly to belly ending the match with Necro Butcher as the winner 3-2. Necro climbs into the ring and raises his arms celebrating victory as the crowd goes nuts chanting "that was awesome!" Necro climbs out of the ring as TJ struggles to his feet. The 2 shake hands and Necro Butcher high fives fans near the guard rails. As Necro continues celebrating Jack lights a match and sets the gasoline covered table on fire. Thumbtack attempts to punch Necro but the punch is blocked and Necro tosses Thumbtack through the flaming table and tumbling into the guard rails with a hip toss as the crazed blood thirsty fans chant "Ho-ly Shit!" Necro Butcher leaves bloodied and victorious with a ripped up shirt, Thumbtacks in his back and blood covering him from his head to his gut proud and aggressive.
vsMatch 6: Sick Nick Mondo vs Sabu
The match begins with Nick Mondo in the ring with a mic.
Nick Mondo: So I said before as you all know, ECW doesn't belong in this business anymore. So of course my next opponent has to be yet another mentally challenged "extremist". Sabu? The man is nothing but a mute terrorist with retardation issues. If you want to see real hardcore action then Sabu, get your old ass out here and become yet another example of the shit, that ECW is!
Sabu enters the ring with a steel chair and slides it into the ring. Nick Mondo stares off with Sabu but when the bell rings it is Sabu who kicks Nick Mondo to the gut.Sabu sets Nick up in an extreme DDT position and lifts him up in the air and drops him over the shoulder into a stunner like impact. Nick doubles back into the ropes as Sabu hops to his feet. As Mondo bounces off the ropes Sabu knocks him to the mat with a dragon whip. Nick sits up groggy as Sabu hops back to his feet once again and delivers a drop kick to the back of Nick's head sending Nick Mondo throttling forward. Sabu attempts to hit Mondo with a springboard off the second rope with a moonsault but Mondo rolls out of the way causing Sabu's stomach to impact into the mat. Sabu bounces onto his knees in pain from the belly flop as Mondo grabs Sabu's steel chair. Sabu is crouching as he begin to regain his footing and receives a violent chair shot to the face from Nick Mondo. Sabu flattens out on his back as Mondo sets up the steel chair next to Sabu. Mondo runs back off the ropes and kicks off of the chair to springboard off the top rope and smash Sabu's gut with a moonsault double foot stomp. Sabu clutches his stomach and rolls around wallowing in his pain as Nick bounces off of his shoulders and rolls backward onto his feet. Nick picks up Sabu by the hair and sits him up on the chair. Nick grabs his legs and drags Sabu's legs with him as he gets onto the apron from the middle rope and lays Sabu out between the chair and the ropes. Nick then jumps up and springboard from the top rope and destroys the chair and Sabu with a big leg drop.