Post by Max on Dec 29, 2012 16:39:38 GMT -5
Mick Foley: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to 3XW FIGAMANIA!!!
JBL: Everyone knows Undertaker has quite the streak at Figamania, 21-0 but tonight the fans get the fantasy match of a life time and possibly Taker's match .... STING VS UNDERTAKER!
Mick Foley: That's right, but just cause Sting is possibly a match for Taker, doesn't mean Taker can be counted out just yet. He's been here forever and he's been kicking ass and taking names at Mania for over 20 years
Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! On his way to the ring, he is the Demon of death Valley, the Phenom, THE UNDERTAKER!
JBL: I know the crowd really loves Taker but to be honest I've become pretty sick of listening to this deadman bull crap. I mean the man's tough as nails but how can anybody really believe this idiot's an undead wrestler?
Mick Foley: Don't let him hear you say that JBL. I don't know how realistic his little deadman schtick is but when I fought that man in a hell in a cell match ... boy let me tell ya. It was like staring into the eyes of the devil himself and the man was in his primal habitat, the man is fear itself ... and you know what they say John ... there's nothing else to fear.
JBL: well I'm not afraid of him.
Mick Foley: Then why don't you take the Stinger's place tonight
JBL: oh, uh ... I'm okay Mick, *cough* ya see, *cough* I think I'm coming down with a little something.
Mick Foley: Ha, yeah, whatever you say John.
JBL: Man now there's some adrenaline pumping music! no more for whom the bell tolls crap! It's Sting!
Mick Foley: Now there he is. The only man in my opinion capable of ending the streak. Now Figamania may be Taker's time to shine but I know that look in Sting's eyes. That;s the look Jeff Hardy had winning his first WWE world title, that's the look Hulk Hogan had leading NWO in WCW, That's the look on Undertaker's face when he won his first Wrestlemania match in WWF! That's the look of determination!
Announcer: Ladies & Gentlemen on his way to the ring, he is the icon, he is the none other, then the man they call STING!
JBL: Now I'm not a huge fan of either of these 2 but I can't lie Mick, I'm rootin' for Sting in this one. He may be a man in his 50's trying to play superhero in some ridiculous face paint but I'd rather the Crow won tonight then some Rob Zombie wannabe fan boy.
Mick Foley: Hey John why not put up or shut up, they may seem corny to you but middle aged or not they can kick your ass up, down, in and out of this damned arena.
JBL: Fine I'll cut down.
Mick Foley: Look at that intense stare down, these 2 are ready 2 tear eachother apart.
*ding ding ding*
JBL: no holding back these 2 washups are at eachother and Undertaker's got the advantage it looks like.
Mick Foley: Like I said when Taker came in tonight JBL, don't count Sting out just yet, Sting's working Undertaker to the corner now.
JBL: Boy, way to work the gut of Taker with a few mudhole stomps.
Mick Foley: Sting hits Taker with a sloppy looking Eauropean uppercut but it seems to take quite an effect of Taker.
JBL: Undertaker comes back strong with that elbow to Sting. Or as some of the fans may refer to him as ... "Stong"
Mick Foley: Holy god, what a nice DDT outta Taker! Could a middle aged washup hit a move like that
JBL: It's a DDT Mick, a mentally challenged 6 year old could do it.
Mick Foley: Nice comeback in that elbow from Sting, I really though Taker was about to dominate the match right there.
JBL: See? Now that's more impressive then just a DDT, Stinger just locked in on Undertaker.