NPWL episode 2

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George Rose: hello ladies and gentlemen George Rose here bringing you the second NPWL live show. last week we had an action packed episode where we crowned out first champions.
Dave Flanigan: and the action only continues tonight Georgy boy. starting with ... god I hope this is a joke ... some guy named Prince charming the 6th
GR: that says the 8th Dave
DF: whatever still sounds like a wuss to me.

GR: oh man look at this guy how did a pufta like this make it to the NPWL roster.
DF: must be some sorta fluke lemme check this guys profile there is no way he got here without a connection...
GR: so what is it?
DF: nothing it says he got here on talent just like everyone else.

Prince Charming the 8th: greetings mister referee.
Ref: sorry man I don't swing that way.

PC8: well ladies and gentlemen I am Prince charming the 8th ... I am here to show you folks how to mix manners with massacre. very soon a fellow from back stage some day soon I tell you will come to face I sir charming. my friends I have introduced myself tonight for one and only one reason I am going to be your future NPWL champion so I have decided to greet you so you all remember a champions true darling face

GR: well that was um... interesting. at least we have a real performer coming out here it's big sergeant Sirgie Slovak.
DF: this man came here all the way from Russia to join a big wrestling company to be rejected by both WWE and TNA only because he had no prior training however as you folks at home are about to find out this man is a natural born Russian wrestler.

GR: and here come the team that's scheduled to be the "handicap" in this match the Wild Wests Barry and Franky West.
DF: if you ask me this is just evening the odds so Slovak doesnt snap one man like a twig.
GR: gotta agree with you there Dave Sergei is a true Russian mangler.

DF: looks like the Wests have decided Barry is to start this match against Sirgei.

GR: oh man just look at that size difference Barry is like an Ant fighting a cat here Dave.
DF: Damn straight GR thats 530 pounds of raw Russian there facing a thin wooden wall I hope Barry don't get too hurt in this match.

GR: Sirgie is really teasing this guy an arm raise over 7 feet is a bit much for a man so small in comparison to reach
DF: yeah but this has to be a trap Slovak knows Barry won't back down from any challenge even one he knows he can't win.
GR: hard to tell if he's very brave or just stupid huh?
DF: I'd say a bit of both George.

GR: and like you said Barry aint backing down from the challenge and going for the bait.

DF: and like I said it was a trap Barry taking a chop to the head
GR: man that had to hurt Slovak dropped his arm like an Anvil.

DF: man I think if I had to chose one person on our roster to defeat Chuck Norris in a fight I think I'd have to say I'd go with Slovak I mean just look at that raw power this is a man that really knows how to take control of a match real quick both strategically and physically

GR: not to sure I agree on the Chuck Norris thing there Dave but I will admit you are right I mean this guy uses his size to his advantage and also seems to study the characterizations and actions of his opponent so he knows what to do and when to do it.

DF: good god thats gonna be one hell of a slam on West
GR: I don't think I can bare to watch Dave!

DF: my god you don't have to watch I felt the vibration caused by that elbow drop all the way over here George!
GR: man that was some sorta earthquake that just crushed Barry West.

DF: oh man picking up Barry by the legs whatever Slovak has in store for West here isn't gonna end well!

GR: and flying off goes Barry West!!

DF: Slovak the giant quick thinker he is got up fast enough so that he is prepared for when West comes off that collision with the ropes.

GR: uh oh looks like West us dazed and confused here giving Slovak the opportunity to possibly end this match right here before Franky West sees any action tonight

DF: oh boy this could mean a very nasty ending for Barry West here folks ... you may want to turn away and cover your children's eyes cause this is gonna be one nasty collision between man and mat!

GR: Uh oh Dave here comes the biggest drop in Barry Wests career
DF: yeah literally physically and if this causes any major damage for his career in the NPWL as well.

GR: by god yet another ring collision where the aftershock caused this basement to shake. it must suck to be Barry West tonight.

DF: you think it sucks to be barry now it don't look like Slovaks done yet GR looks like he's getting ready for another move to try and shatter Wests rib cage!

GR: my god after that hell of a beating Slovak jumps up for a splash but some how a miracle occurred and Barry West got right out of the way right in time!!

DF: and Barry is finally able to catch a break and tag in his brother Franky West!

GR: and with Franky in action and Slovak still recovering from that Belly flop into the ring looks like anything can be possible now Dave!

DF: Franky West wasting no time here and taking the opportunity he has with a drop kick to Slovak

GR: and what a nice drop kick it was Dave. I think this match has really started to pick up for the Wild Wests'

DF: looks like Franky is giving a little jump and a twist low in the air whats he going for here?

GR: oh boy here comes a Moonsault thats what he's going for here Dave
DF: what amazing agility to boot

GR: and a nice impact on Slovak
DF: I think it's safe to say that was revenge for the beating Barry took earlier on in the match

GR: looks like Frankys up and running for those ropes Dave and his offense against Slovak here continues
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DF: Franky bopping off the ropes hoping to cause some more damage of Sigrie

GR: but it looks like Slovak was quick to recover!

DF: not just quick to recover Slovak's coming down hard with his finisher ... the Soviet Slam!

GR: and god what a Soviet Slam it was another earth rattling move made here tonight by Slovak!!!

DF: and here comes Barry from behind hoping to be able to attack Sirgie from behind!

GR: but Slovak see's it coming and twists around with one big old clothesline.

DF: and with that hit added to prior damage done to Barry in this match I think he may be down for the count here.

REF: 1...2...3!!!
GR: that must have been one hell of a soviet slam Franky West only took that one hit during this match and he's knocked out cold!

DF: I'd be lying if I said I didn't see this coming George. the Wild Wests are 2 very talented guys but Slovak is one man machine freak of nature with the ability to destroy those who stand in his way.
GR: well Dave up next our GM abnd the man you lost your bet to last week comes out with an exciting announcement and I can't wait to hear what he has to sat.

DF: and there he is my "friend" the lean mean gambling machine John Cullen who apparently has an exciting announcement for us here tonight.

John Cullen: ladies and gentlemen last week we had a 6 man battle royal for the internet championship where a lot of the competitors were cheated out of the title by Phil Styels and his motley crew of thugs. well folks tonight I am announcing those men will be getting a second chance at the title along with other NPWL talent. what do I mean by this ... well folks to decide the #1 contendership for the internet championship I John Cullen am announcing that NPWL will be hosting a tournament starting in next weeks main event between Megastarr and Roddy Stewart ... and there aint one damn thing in hell the wrestling mob can do to stop this because if even one of those punks comes out to interfere every last one of 'em is fired! thank you for your time and enjoy the show!

GR: well time to start our next match here tonight starting with one of my personal favorite competitors here on the NPWL Funky Junk Jack Jones!

DF: ugh and here comes his unbearable egomaniac of an opponent Jeff King. this guy is a real jerk ya know he signed some kid an autograph the other day and the second the kid turned around King blew a snot right into the kids hair what a gross S.O.B.

GR: yeah I spoke to Funky Junk earlier about this match and his exact words were "boy that cat is gonna feel the thunder when Funky Junk wrangles with that punk ... ya feel me brotha?"
DF: I don't even know what that means... do you speak Funk-a-nese GR?
GR: unfortunately no but I bet ya he means business tonight Dave.

DF: I'd say he definitely does George he jsut started this match with King with one hell of a vicious lock up.

GR: and looks like Karma is on Jack Jones side tonight Dave! that is a kick to the gut that makes me feel like Jones knows what he's doing here tonight!

DF: I don't think it's karma as much as it is Funky Junks love for this sport! the man is a pure enthusiast and a true wrestling hero in my book!

GR: in my book as well Dave. and here comes a suplex from Jones to put this jerk in his place!

DF: but it looks like Jeff was able to get the other hand here and sets up Funky Junk for a neck breaker!
GR: let's hope Jones can break outta this one!

DF: Oh!! no unfortunately Kings plot for a breaker went through and delivered one hell of a blow to Jack Jones.

GR: and now King is lurking there waiting for Funky Junk to get back up so they can continue this bout.

DF: Funky's back up but the second he arose King presses him to the ropes!!

GR: and there goes an Irish whip

DF: Funky's coming off those ropes at a fast pace lets hope he can pull himself back on top here George!

GR: oh yes he has Dave! that is one beautiful drop kick from Funky Junk!

DF: man I'd say this match is going pretty damn good.

Funky Junk Jack Jones: BABY YOU JUST BOARDED THE PAIN TRAIN!!!

GR: oh boy there's the signature call for his finisher Dave Funky Junk's going to lock in the pain train!

DF: and there it is the pain train is locked in and Funky Junk could be headed towards victory road tonight baby!
GR: your starting to talk like him there Dave.
DF: I can't help it the guys attitude is just exhilarating GR!

GR: oh man looks like we spoke to soon there Dave, Jeff unfortunately was able to grab that bottom rope there.

Ref: alright man you gotta let him go that's a rope break.

DF: disappointing but I guess that just means we get to see more action and this match is gonna continue which means more entertainment for us and our viewers

FJJJ: C'MON BABY WHY YOU GOTTA BE GROPIN MY GROVE LIKE THAT! I WAS REALLY MIXING MY MOJO THERE JOEJOE!

GR: oh thats one nasty low blow from one nasty guy there Dave.
DF: you can say that again George this guy is really just one of the scum of the earth huh.

GR: poor Funy Junk down from that low blow
FJJJ:BABY KNOCKED ME DOWN BY THE CROWN ... THAT KINDA BLOW DON'T FLOW BABY!

DF: well he is still speaking Funk-a-nese and he knows the show must go on which hopefully means Jones can still win this George!

GR: Jeff came running for an attack but it looks like Funky Junk caught him in time to inflict some pain there!

FJJJ: UP GOES THE WATER HOSE !

FJJJ: AND DOWN GOES THE TOWN!
DF: what a nice toss over the ropes there by Jack Jones

GR: oh man Funkys pulling off the ropes meaning he's gonna go for a high flying maneuver

DF: oh man up he goes on those ropes so elegantly.

GR: theres a twist landing to springboard from the legs.

DF: oh man here comes the soul sault from Funky Junk another one of his signature moves put into action here tonight!

GR: nice impact there by Funky Junk man he's just dominating tonight!

FJJJ: BABY TOOK DA BREATH RIGHT OUTTA ME! TIME TO TURN UP THE HEAT PETE!

DF: I would assume that meant Funky's getting a little more aggressive judging by the way he's dragging Jeff King towards the ring.

GR: the man is a real great performer when it comes to the sport but I think his english is a little bit off there Dave.

FJJJ: TIME FOR FUNKY TO GO MONKEY ON THIS JUNKY!!

DF: oh boy looks like it's time for another high risk maneuver by Jones here George!

GR: looks like he could be going for another soul sault ther Dave!

DF: oh no Funky missed I hope he doesn't get hurt!

GR: looks like Jeff's the one who missed and Funky Junk has him right where he wants him!

DF: oh no looks like Jeff is looking for the same type of strategy on Funky Junk

FJJJ: WHAT THE HELL BABY PULLED A BYE BYE SPELL!

GR: and it looks like King's gonna take his shot now while Funky Junks open for an attack!

DF: oh no! c'mon Funky you can pull outta this one!
Ref: 1...2...

GR: wo talk about turning the tables he wiggled out and used the element of surprise and power to pin Jeff King!
Ref: 1...2...3!

DF: man what a great match! that was one hell of a fight
GR: I agree there Dave Funky Junk really dominated the ring with that one!
Jeff King: YEAH WHATEVER ... JUST A FLUKE ANYWAY.
DF: well ladies and gentlemen the wrestling mob has an announcement to make so we now take you backstage.

Mark Mutt: ladies and gents once again glad to see ya watching. last week are pal Phil Styels one our team a little gold known as the internet championship. well boys and girls ... l'oro è un amico migliore lottatori ... gold is a wrestlers best friend. yeah that's right I'm talking to you the Mute Mike wannabe Logan Brookes and you to rodent man George Hennig.

Mark Mutt: you 2 watch yourselves cause me and my pals here are thirsty for more titles over here. and we're coming oh baby you bet your ass ... we're coming.

GR: well ladies and gentlemen it's time for our most anticipated match of the night the main event featuring returning NPWL talent Syko! but coming in now is the last man to defeat Syko before his "transformation" Peter Storm

DF: man Syko is a real psycho the man sends chills down my spine just a real terror to be in the room with the guy is a complete nut case.

GR: I'd still like to know who "they" are he was a violent man before he left in 2007 but he comes back and "they" have turned him into an uncontrollable monster.

GR: see what I mean that's just plain savage!

DF: what the hell is going to do now George?

GR: I don't know but whatever Syko's going for here Peter Storm is in for a world of hurt.

DF: my god I don't even know what the hell to call that!
GR: how about brutal cause that was just nasty

DF: looks like Peter's bleeding there George.
GR: yup and our Ref is being pretty ballsy by trying to calm this maniacal monster down

Ref: you can't be pulling that!
Syko: you shut the f*ck up I do as they so you don't control me!

DF: man Syko really did a number on Storm there.

Ref: you alright to continue?
Peter Storm: yeah ... yeah let's go.

GR: oh no he shoulda just quit now Syko is grabbing him and...

DF: oh god tossed him like a rag doll this is almost a snuff film let's hope Storm quits this soon!

GR: god and the massacre just continues as Syko stomps on Storms face!

DF: good lord talk about no mercy GR!

GR: and Syko just contuinues this nasty brutality with no mercy Storm is in one hell of a jam here tonight!

DF: oh man right into the corner that has to hurt especially with the damage from Sykos first couple of attacks.

GR: good lord there is blood just covering this poor mans face and Syko still doesnt want to stop inflicting pain on this poor guy!

DF: man and one nasty clip to the throat with one violent swing of Syko's arm!

GR: man this non-stop torture even for me to watch and I'm not even the one taking the beating!

DF: oh god and now Syko is bringing on more unnecessary beatings for Storm

GR: oh and another nasty hit to the face of Peter Storm ... Syko is a real sadistic monster DF we thought he was scary before but this return match is just violent assault by a rabid beast!

Ref: hey hey let him breathe man!

Syko: they control my actions not you ... now leave me alone you pesky runt!

Syko: c'mon get up you weak mother f*cker!
GR: even his choice in words is more shocking the guy has quite nasty mouth on him to go with his nasty violence.

DF: oh man I can't watch I think I'm gonna be sick George

GR: oh god I can't look away from this nasty train wreck!

GR: Dave open your eyes and look out Syko is throwing Peter Storm at our table!!

DF: Holy god! what in the hell!!!

GR: oh c'mon Syko that's enough just let him be!

Syko: they say it is time for you to get pinned pansy boy!!

DF: this isn't a wrestling match someone should call the cops this guy is psychotic freak!

GR: at least "they" have decided it's time to end this Dave this has gone on long enough

DF: but "they" don't seem to want to end on a light note I'm afraid George.

GR: someone needs to put this guy in his place he's a real sociopath.

DF: oh god thats one hell of a landing and even the ref is reluctant to count the pin fall.

Ref: 1............................2.....................................................3!

Syko: you have been a thorn in my side sir! now they want you to hurt to!
GR: dear god please not the ref he was just doing his job!

Ref: help! Help! help me dammit! help!
Syko: nobody can save you coward!

DF: my god this the scariest live horror film I have ever seen these poor men just brutally beaten by Syko here tonight.

Syko: to the people at home and most importantly the roster of NPWL ... I am Syko and they want all of you to stay out of my path of rage! they say things that I like! violent things that make me assault other human beings! They made me attack my therapist They made me attack Kurt Lennon years ago before I was fired they made me attack innocent people they made me attack Peter Storm they even made me attack this poor referee ... and I loved every blood soaked moment.

Syko: NPWL... I warn you now ... I ... no ... we are coming for you!