Post by Max on Aug 16, 2015 10:39:50 GMT -5
Booker T: What's up everybody welcome to another episode of Ruthless Aggression Wrestling, here in the Aggression Dome!
Paul Heyman: Tonight's gonna be a great night for wrestling folks CM Punk will be here, Brock Lesnar will be putting up his words from last week as to whether he will be undefeated in RAW as he takes on Christopher Daniels!
Booker T: That's not it though Paul, we'll also be seeing matches tonight like Jeff Hardy vs Luke Harper, Razor Ramon vs Samoa Joe and our big Main Event Sting vs Kane!
Taz: Hello Ladies, & Gents I'm the RAW announcer Taz and welcome to Ruthless Aggression Wrestling live in the Aggression Dome! Please help me in welcoming our RAW World Heavyweight Champion, CM Punk!
Paul Heyman: There he is folks, a man who's holding that there title thanks to the likes of yours truly starting his career!
Booker T: Man you ever shut up and get off your high horse Paul? Punk won that title not you. Could you imagine you in a match with one these guys on our roster?
Paul Heyman: Yeah! If we had Santino Marella, if you gave me a steel chair I could go a round or 2 with him ECW style!
Booker T: Man you gotta wonder what's going on in the mind of CM Punk after how angry he was last week to see Jeff Hardy be the surprise opponent for Daniel Bryan to decide the #1 contender for Punk's world title.
Paul Heyman: I'll tell ya what's on his mind Booker! He's pissed that they let a low life drug addict back into a big wrestling company!
CM Punk: Rest assured people, I will kill Jeff Hardy! I will slay that worthless trash wrestler wannabe and I will crush him into the damn dirt!
CM Punk: I hate that I've worked my ass off for years to make it to this stage in my career, meanwhile stoner filth like Jeff Hardy are just handed spots on places like WWE, that's why I came to RAW because there's supposed to be a standard here!
CM Punk: Shane I take it as a slap to the face as your company's champion that you would bring someone like Jeff Hardy into your company just for shock value!
CM Punk: I'll wait for you Jeff, come face the music and fight me, come out here, you have 1 minute!
CM Punk: What'd I tell you!
Booker T: Man Punk is mad as hell, why do you think Jeff Hardy didn't come out Paul?
Paul Heyman: Exactly what Punk said Booker! Jeff Hardy's a no good stoner coward!
CM Punk: Best in the World!