ECW episode 1

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Taz: hello ladies and gentlemen Taz and Matt Striker here on the return of the hardcore action from the 90's you knew and loved tonight ouyr chairman Paul Heyman introduces our show

Matt Striker: and what a show we have off screen for a long time now ECW has made a return as an independent federation but tonight we are live from the ECW hometown of Pennsylvania. and if there is one thing I gotta spoil for you fans is Desmond Wolfe since we started back up has run an impressive winning streak of 29 wins and no losses

Taz: That's right Matt but that's enough jibber jabber here comes Paul Heyman now!


Matt Striker: there he is the man of the hour our chairman Paul Heyman back on the wrestling scene as the man in charge and not backing up someone like Amazing Red or Brock Lesnar he's a lone wolf now and he's playing ball his way!


Paul Heyman: 11 years ... 11 long years folks... 11 years with a broken table ... 11 years with a scarred tormented body .... the 11 year streak of bullsh*t is over! 11 years ECW was screwed out of this business ... I thought it would help our image ... but instead a certain Vince McMahon crapped all over our industry! well McMahon! I'm back and don't just thank TNA and the indy feds for the money that pays for this show Vince because I have been planning this for a long time now! ever since you used me in your shows I have been saving up my cash to do this so tonight Vince ... tonight ECW returns!!!

Paul Heyman: that's right everyone the actions all here, CM Punk, Paul London, Brian Kendrick, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Cody Rhodes, Ted Dibiase, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Desmond Wolfe, Terry Funk, Evan Bourne, Raven, Amazing Red, Snitsky ... the actiopns all here baby and it starts right now!!!

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Taz: well there he is Matt the man with a 29 win streak it's Desmond Wolfe! man this young man has shown alot of talent off screen and tonight I'm sure just like every other match he will pull out a jaw dropper for the fans.

Matt Striker: well Desmond as cocky as he may be I believe he has a right to be as cocky as he is, I mean 29 wins and no losses that's just incredible ... I mean the man could be the next Goldberg Taz!

Taz: Maybe, but this could be the end of Desmonds streak here Matt these superstars are people too and like average people on camera they may not be as good as they are off camera.

Matt Striker: well there's Desmond's opponent Amazing Red who just last week defeated Jack Evans for a contract here on ECW! and what an honor it must be for Red to be starting off the match card against none other then Desmond Wolfe

Taz: Formerly managed on TNA by our chairman Paul Heyman as well so while Paul knows he should be rooting for Desmond because his streak attreacts a crowd I bet ya a side of Paul Heyman is backstage rooting for Amazing Red to pull through this one the way he has so many times in both TNA and ROH

Matt Striker: Jwell Heyman rooting for Red or not this match was set from the momentss Red walked out here I feel Wolfe's got this one in the bag Taz.

Taz: feel what ya want Matt that won't change the outcome of the match it's not about a gut feeling it's about which one of these men can get their opponent in a pin or get them to tap out

Matt Striker: well the bell rings and these 2 lock up and we are on our way

Taz: Wolfe working Amazing Red into a headlock putting Desmond Wolfe in the lead


Matt Striker: and Desmond Wolfe knocking away with those fists at Amazing Red




Taz; Desmond Wolfe with a very nice Irish whip the exact reason why this man is where he is now because Desmond Wolfe love the man or hate him practices these manuevers until perfection




Matt Striker: Yes Taz but it looks like we could be watching the tables turn as Red brings that impressive catch froma moonsault into an extreme DDT!

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Taz:but Desmond continues to use his impressive mobility to twist himself back into the match and set himself up to take down Amazing Red!



Matt Striker: my god what a suplex by Desmond Wolfe you could feel the impact from here and we are all the way up on the 3rd floor of the stadium Taz!



Taz: man and if you think that suplex didn't do enoug damage that big boot sure as hell knocked the wind right outta Red right there Matt. However it does seem like no matter what blow Amazing Red still gets up for more!

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Matt Striker: Good lord what d'ya call that Taz!?
Taz: painful! that's what I'd call it!



Matt Striker: that's it 1,2,3! it's over baby Wolfe is 30-0 can this man be stopped or will his train of awesomeness continue rolling!?

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Paul Heyman: see ya later Elijah!
Elijah Burke: see ya 'round Mr.Heyman!

CM Punk: Yo Paul! a word?

Paul Heyman: sure thing Punk! How've you been liking your time here on the ECW?

CM Punk: It's been good, It's good ... but just one thing I didn't think about when I signed ... uh Paul your world champ is a disgusting alcohol stenching beer chugging brain dead alcoholic rage machine ... and there are kids that watch this show and we don't need any kids ggrowing up to be poison like Steve Austin so I just thought I'd raise that point

CM Punk: just food for thought Paul ... and we all know how much you love food ... so think about it and get back to me...

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Matt Striker: well Taz CM Punk just dis[respected our chairman ... and got away with it! well in any case here comes our first competitor of this match Evan Bourne!

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Taz: well if ya ask me he's just lucky Paul is in a good mood tonight cause otherwise Punk ECW time would have remained short and he would never live the real ECW experience unlike the way he did in WWE's crap version Matt.

Matt Striker: which is exactly why he should watch his mouth Taz ...

Taz: speaking of watching Matt here is a man you should always watch out for, one of the more dangerous members of ECW Snitsky.


Matt Striker: yeah and if I were Evan Bourne I would watch my back because Snitsky has a habbit of using his body as a destructive human weapon.




Taz: like you said Bourne shoulda been more caucious about approaching Snitsky the bell rang and the immidiate reaction by Gene was clotheslining Evan Bourne right to the mat.


Matt Striker: and the pain doesn't stop there as Snitsky follows up with an elbow to the back of Evan Bourne!

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Taz: but Evan pulls himself into this match with an impressive super kick right to the chin of Gene Snitsky!


Matt Striker: and as usual we look on here as Evan Bourne breaks out and show cases his acrobatic skills cartwheeling into an elbow on Snitsky to the ropes.





Taz: and Bourne continues to showcase those acrobatic abilities as he twists himself around the body of Snitsky and snaps him to the corner with a hurricanrana!

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Matt Striker: Elbow to Bourne going into what we thought would be a powerbomb but somehow Evan Bourne managed to land on the apron

Matt Striker: yeah but only to turn around into a shoulder block by Snitsky


Taz: and Snitsky becomes a one armed catapult as he launches Evan Bourne right back into the ring




Matt Striker: and Snitsky brings Bourne down with one brutal chokeslam to the knee
Taz: I think that Evan might be knocked out cold Matt.


Matt Striker: yes he is Taz and look at Snitsky celebrating ... how could he be proud of knocking a such a smaller man off his feet for a win?

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Cody Rhodes: Hello ladies and gentleman I am "Dashing" Cody Rhodes here along with my partner "Priceless" Ted Dibiase Jr. ... now tonight we go head to head with Team 3-D in a tag team steel cage...

Ted Dibiase: that's right but what we are here to tell you that we aren't telling you or promising you we are going to win tonight Ray and Devon ...l we are warning ... so you may just want to quit now.

Cody Rhodes: after this youll have to change your names from Team 3-D to 2-DL for 2 dumbass losers ... see you 2 chumps in the ring.

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Taz: well you heard it here folks Rhodes & Dibiase said they weren't promising Team 3-D but warning them not to come to the ring or they will risk embarrassment.

Matt Striker: well clearly the warning has not been heeded as these 2 ECW originals fearless as always enter the ring for another match.


Taz: and just look at the size of these 2 men I mean neither of them are as big as Big Show but they sure are bigger then Cody and Ted.

Matt Striker: which leads me to wonder Taz what makes Rhodes and Dibiase so sure they can defeat Team 3-D tonight

Taz: well Matt despite their size comparison Rhodes and Dibiase are 2 very cunning young competitors and you never know what's up their sleeve so if you are competing their skill with Devon and Ray's strength andf team work you got one hell of a contest right there.


Matt Striker: and the match begins immidiatley as Brother Devon clotheslines both Rhodes and Dibiase to the mat.



Taz: but Rhodes and Dibiase take over the match easily right after words, these 2 really know how to take a hit!

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Matt Striker: Gotta agree with you there Taz Cody and Ted started this match weakly but almost instantaneously took over afterwords.



Taz: but it looks to me like there still a chance for Team 3-D to come out on top of this one



Matt Striker: but once again Rhodes and Dibiase escape a terrible fate by Team 3-D!




Taz: and we look on here as Rhodes and Dibiase use team work as they take down Brother Devon with a double suplex.



Matt Striker: and thanks to that team work Cody Rhodes has been able to escape unfortunately we can't say the same Ted Dibiase who has been caught by Brother Ray now.

Taz: and a back suplex on Dibiase by Brother Ray this could be Team 3-D's win now Matt!



Matt Striker: and this could be it Team 3-D could pull off a win here after that Dudley death drop!


Taz: first a low blow by Dibiase stopping Brother Ray and now Cody Rhodes stopping Brother Devon as Ted Dibiase goes up!


Matt Striker: Wo there it is! that's it Rhodes and Dibiase have won!

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Matt Hardy: I don't know Brian doesn't sound too good to me.
Brian Kendrick: no way guys I think Ted is gonna be a great movie
Paul London: the thing is Brian it just seems like Family Guy in real life
Brian Kendrick: well what do you think Jeff?
Jeff Hardy: I don't know man I think it's funny specially that Thunder buddy song but come to think of it Paul's kinda right it's just Family Guy meets reality.

Paul Heyman: hey boys glad I ran into you all ... hope I'm not interrupting anything important.
Brian Kendrick nope just talking about that movie Ted
Paul Heyman: oh yeah it seem good ... well in any case next week you 4 are in tag team action and the winning team will face Rhodes & Dibiase the week after for the #1 contendership against the tag team champions, Beer Money ... and yes your match too will be a steel cage match.

Paul Heyman: see ya next week boys.

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Matt Striker: well now it's time for our main event folks a hHardcore title match and entering now is the hardcore champion Raven.

Taz: amn does Raven know how to rev up a crowd or what? I mean look at them roar just at the sight of him

Matt Striker: I mean can ya blame them Taz he became the first hardcore champion not too long ago by surviving a 10 man death battle royale ... and I don't know if you remember but Raven lost the most blood in that match when Bobby Lashley speared him through that barbed wire table.

Taz: well you bring up a valid point Matt but here comes one of the ECW big boys briings the best toys to the ring ... Terry Funk and he's got 2 garbage cans full of tools for destruction.


Matt Striker: and Raven dumps out one of those cans as Terry Funk sets one aside.

Taz: I wonder what's in that garbage can that Terry could use for later?

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Taz: well it looked like Terry Funk had the advantage but Raven began thinking 2 steps ahead





Matt Striker: and Raven continues with a series of attacks with those weapons!





Taz: and Terry Funk comes back with some imprwessive maneuvers and choking Raven out with that chain.